Trent and the Love Nonagon

by Unfathomed Stars

Trent is horrified by the idea of a love triangle- three sides! Are they crazy? So it's up to him to make sure all the drama is centered around a nine sided shape! But how to get people into the nonagon? Being crazy makes it pretty tough.

1. Prequel

Hi guys! This is my first story that isn't fluffy, so I'd love to hear what you think! Enjoy crazy Trent!

Trent sat up in his bed, ready to start a new day.

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

"Good morning!"

he said to each of his nine Nine Shrines, set up in the nine corners of his room. The shrines, not unlike the ones a teenage girl might have for Justin Beiber, each held piles of nine of different objects, including paper clips, rubber bands, and live earthworms.

After he put on his nine items of clothing, ate nine pancakes, and kissed each of his shrines nine times, he left the house at approximately 9:00.

Trent was annoyed when his teacher insisted that they go to the library. "There's more than nine books there!" he wailed. "The Nine God hasn't given me permission to enter that... place!"

"Sorry Trent. It's not an option."

"Fine," he huffed, "but the Nine God isn't going to be happy! And I told you, my name is Nine!"

After settling down with a random book, he flipped to the month page. "Sparkling vampires, apples, what is this?"

A horrible fear hit him. "Oh no no no no no no no no no, this isn't that vampire book, is it?"

Katie and Sadie squealed. "Omigosh, yes! That book is amazing, isn't it Katie?"

"SO amazing! I love the whole love triangle, but I'm SO on team-"

"WHAT did you say?" Trent interrupted. "LOVE TRIANGLE?"

"Yes! She doesn't know whether she loves-"

"DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME," Trent roared. "THE BOOK IS CENTERED AROUND A THREE SIDED SHAPE?"

"Um, yeah?"

"GARBAGE!" he screamed, pulling a match from his pocket and setting the book on fire. "THE NINE GOD HATES TRIANGLES!"

Katie and Sadie ran away, while he laughed evilly over the ashes. "How do I cleanse the world of this- this triangle?"

Suddenly, it hit him.

"A LOVE NONAGON!"

Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed this prequel! If I get a positive response I'll continue! Reviews make my day, so if you have a second, please tell me what you thought!