The Last Letters of Eddy
I don't know what day it is, right now. This scam was a horrible idea! If you're wondering what happened to me, well, it's kinda a long story. It's been so long since I've seen my first and only successful scam. I was tired of always losing my perfect face to punches and ridicule. No one nearly as beautiful as me deserves that happening to me. You can understand what I'm going through, right? Anyways, I decided to create a new, ultimate scam. It's one that involved risking my life. Basically, I was supposed to find this nice creek (our last creek got clogged by one of our old scams) and make a new aquarium with sharks (Ed) and brain fish (Edd). I went out alone to find a new creek. Now, I'm lost. I'm scared of this forest. After me and Ed had an all out horror fest, I've made forests out to be a place where people are killed. I was right...so right.
Okay, after a long walk, I decided to make camp in the middle of nowhere. I gathered up some wood, but I didn't know how to start a fire. Hey, a handsome guy like me doesn't have time for things like this. Anyways, I got lucky when I found a lighter in my pocket. Thank god I did because I would have to sleep in the dark and cold, something I could never do. A guy like me has standards and deserves better. So, Day 1 of being lost is coming to a close. This notebook is the only thing I have to talk to. Funny story, today, when I got bored and sat down. I could've sworn I heard someone call out my name. I was to scared to follow. I thought it was Jason. It could have been Edd for all I know.
Well, if you are reading this and don't know who I am, my name is *blood splotch* and I'm a scammer. I do small scale scams and rarely ever succeed. I'm rather short, but with looks like this, all the girls come for me. Everyone is jealous of me and my good looks. Some (Kevin) are so jealous that all they want to see is me fail. It's hilarious how much of a hater he is. Wow, 2 paragraphs? This is a record for me. Anyways, I gotta hit the hay. I'm tired af. Adios, and see you tomorrow.