[ Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstances, own any NARUTO characters. Although, I do own some rights to Akira, Setsuna(as mentioned in the one shot), and Setsuna's daughter(mentioned as well in the one shot) as me and my friend had created them out of our own bordem. Thank you ]
Initiation
Featuring Kiba Inuzuka, Akira, Naruto Uzumaki and Tsunade
"Naruto! There's fresh meat in town!" Kiba said with a smile. Naruto followed him with a goofy grin of his own and said "Ya! Fresh meat! Dattebayo!"
The two chuckled
quietly while looking around for a friend, Akira, who just recently
moved into Konoha with his girlfriend for the time being since her
daughter had entered the Chunin Exams, as well as was dating Kiba.
Once seeing him, Kiba ran to him and swung his arm around Akira's
shoulder. "Heeeey Akira,"
"Oh. Hi Kiba, Naruto. What's
going on?" Akira said as he wiggled away from Kiba's arm, "Oh,
and Kibble, I'm sorry.. I'm straight and in a committed
relationship."
Kiba glared and growled slightly, then punched
Akira upside the head, "You idiot, I have a girlfriend, which
happens to be YOUR girlfriends daughter. So shut up. Anyway, that's
besides the point—Now that you are in Konohakagure, it's time for
your initiation dare."
Akira glared at Kiba,
while Naurto laughed at the two after Kiba explained the dare,
"You're making me steal Tsunade's sake stash… ARE YOU
FUCKING INSANE YOU MORON!?"
Akira started to freak out a little,
he knows about Tsunade's short fuse-like temper.
"Aki, you'll be
fine,"
"You can't say that!"
"Oh you will you big
baby, dattebayo!"
Kiba and Akira looked at Naruto. Naruto
laughed nervously and stepped back again. Akira groaned, and rolled
his eyes, "Fine… I'll do it…"
Akira walked into the hospital a few hours later, and to Tsunade's office. Knocking on the door lightly, he poked his head into the room.
"Oh, Akira. What are you doing here?"
"Yo- uh.. Just wanted to….. invite you to dinner…? Ya! Dinner!!"
Tsunade looked at Akira suspiciously, and shook her head,
"Okay… Does Setsuna
want me there…?
"Uh huh.."
Meanwhile, while he was
watching this, Kiba spoke lightly to Naruto from the window, "He's
freezing up, that's it," Kiba jumped through the window and
walked to the middle of the room, "Okay! Akira, you can't do
dares to save your life,"
"…Sorry Kiba,"
"You do
this: you gotta go to her cupboard, and take the sake and it's just
that simple."
As Kiba was explaining how to perform the dare to
Akira… he actually preformed it himself. Tunade twitched, and
punched her desk, breaking it in two.
"INUZUKA!"
"Huh?
Tsunade?"
Then, Tsunade started beating on Kiba. Akira's eyes
widened, and he tried to reach for Kiba, but Naruto stopped him.
"Aki don't worry about it! You passed, congratulations! Everyone knows NEVER to touch Tsunade's sake—because this is what happens."
About an hour later, after Akira and Naruto left Tsunade's office, Kiba showed up at the apartment he lived in, "… yea, never daring anyone to do that again."
