"Brock," Ash began "Where's Dawn?"

"Ash, we're in a Pokémon center and we just woke up, relax, she's probably asleep."

"Well, I wanna get to my next gym battle!"

"Ash," Dawn began as she came down stairs to meet Ash and Brock "I had to fix my hair, you don't expect me to go outside with bed hair, do you?"
"Why not; I do it." Ash said

"You're a boy, I wouldn't expect you to understand." Dawn said

"No kidding." Someone said "Ash knows nothing about girls."
"May!" Brock said in surprise

"That's right, I got here a couple minutes after you did! I would bean here sooner but there was this wierd guy who wanted to go out with me, and he was getting on my nerves, and I told him I had a boyfriend and he didn't care, though I didn't have one. I thought about saying I was gay, but I already said the boyfriend thing."
That reminded Dawn of something "Ash are you actually gay?"
"No, that's just an excuse I use on ugly women."

"Never thought I'd hear Ash say that" Brock said

May laughed as she she said "Brock, do you remember the time that lady asked Ash to prove it?"

"Oh, yeah; I've never seen Ash so embaraced!"
"He ran off, but she caught him!"

Dawn looked at Ash and saw that he was deeply disturbed right now. She then became pissed and said "SHUT UP!"

May and Brock both looked at Dawn with surprised looks on their faces.

"Can't you see you're disturbing Ash?"

"It's alright, Dawn; I got plenty of dirt on them." Ash said

"You do?" Brock asked

"Why do you morons have to be so loud?"

Everybody looked over to see Paul standing about halfway towards the door

"Who's the rude guy?" May asked

"That's Paul." Brock asked

"Oh, great now you've got an extra moron."
"We're not morons!" May yelled

"Yes you are."
"You wanna have a battle?!" May yelled again

"I've trounced your friend with the black hair six times." Paul said

"Excuse me, but we've only battled five times!" Ash said

"Ash, you battled him five times and lost every time?" May asked

"It's a depressing fact that I don't like to bring up."

"I only said six because I was preparing for the sixth time he challenged me."

"I will win next time, you just wait and see!" Ash said

"You're not very good."
"Now listen to me!" May shouted "Ash has saved the world before" (I'm talking about the Pokémon movies) ", he's very good!"
"Oh, really? That just let's me know I could've done it better." Paul said and then left.

"Guys, let's leave..." Ash said as he was starting to get really angry.