Sahk who was Lee's sister was one day in Shucon typing shufics on a computer. She got an email from her brother that said that iAkers and noobs were attacking his place and aksed her for help so she went.
Sahk got her computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of Gary's Berries where she left her Billie and normal people close because she was in her SuperSahk outfit. Sahk got on her Billie and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life epar" so she had to go.
Sahk ramped off Gary's Berries and did a backflip and landed. She kept driving down the road and made sure there was no iAkerz around because she ddint have band camp.
The internet were nice and the Shuers were singing and the lolis and the shotas was almost up from the bottom of the basement. the mood was set for Sahk's quest to help her brother where he was. Sahk looked around the internet and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
Sahk was late so she had to drive really fast. A TNTer was hiden near by so when Sahk went by the TNT came and wanted to give her a ticket. Here Sahk saw the first hacker because the TNTer was posessed and had AIDS.
"I cant give you my password TNT" Sahk said
"Why not?" said the not-real-TNTer back to Sahk.
"Because you are AIDS-infected" so Sahk epar'd the TNTer in the head (with a stick, to not get AIDS) and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
Sahk had to go faster like the speed of a loli running and got there fast because Lee needed her where he was. Sahk looked at road signs and saw "Misticpets" with someons writing under it saying "NO CAPS OR EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION ALLOWED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!" so Sahk almost turned around but heard screaming like Lee so she went faster again.
Sahk drove in and did another flip n jumped off her (borrowed) Billie and the Billie took out some iAkerz infront of Sahk. Sahk smiled and walked fast. Sahk then looked on the ground and found carrot so she pickd it up and epar'd fast at goatse in front of a house.
Sahk said "Goatses leave this place" and the goatses said "but this is our house" and Sahk felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were goatses so he blew up the house and killed the goatses so they were at piece.
Then Sahk herd another scream from her brother so she kept walking really faster to get where he was. Misticpets was nothing like the rest of the internet there was no Shuers singing and the pants were dead and teh boards were plain and controlled.
When Sahk got to where the screaming was started from she found her brother Lee fightin the final bosss, Saso, and Lee said "Sahk! Over here!" so Sahk went there to where Lee was fighting. Sahk fired her epar from teh duelo de penes really fast and the epar went and shot the fucktard in the eyes and the iAker couldnt see.
Lee said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched Saso in the face and the iAker fell. Sahk said "thanks i could help, bro" and Lee said "you should come here earlier next time" and they lol'd.
The laughed overed quickly though because Sahk yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Lee looked up and said "NOO! Sahk run out of here fast as you can!" and Sahk walked real fast out.
Sahk loked back and saw Lee get FALCOOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH'd on by the next iAker and she was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil iAker!" Sahk yelled at the top of lung.
to be continued..?