Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly, Victorious, or any work that belongs to Dan Schneider and Nickelodeon.


The three rules for life that people in the Schneiderverse should live by.

Rule One: Nobody is ready for anything, if someone says that they are ready then they are lying. The only two things in life you are ever ready for is birth and death, and those are debatable at best.

Rule Two: You can aim for the stars, you just have to remember where you're walking. Otherwise, you're going to run into a tree.

Rule Three: When something comes your way, either duck or embrace it.


Author's Note: This is a crossover between iCarly, Victorious, and many other of Dan Schneider's works that wouldn't leave me alone. Please review and tell me what you think of this idea. Also everyone should check out the stories of PD31, OneHorseShay, Twilight Warrior 627, illusorygentleman, SoraOblivion62, Fanfic-Reader-88, Darth Marrs, Zane's Girl-Jo, ben10987654321, Chunk127, Kenchi618, Kathryn Claire O'Connor, Hotstreak's crossover stories, kb0, SKRowling, Kixen, Makokam, eleanorr1gby, megamatt09, CalzonaAndDemi, Quitting Time, and Amiyrasmom. I also have two forums called Harry Potter Challenges and iCarly Challenges set up for the challenges I make so if you could please stop by those and take a look to see if one of the challenges interests you enough to do.