Opening note: So, this is, for the most part, cannon, except for the whole fact Lance doesn't "Mysteriously" become an Altean and Allura doesn't die. And Lance doesn't get the Sokka treatment either, because I say so. Any way, after a ton of research and cross referencing, I have figured out that the meaning of "Quiznak" is something akin to "Fuck/Shit/Damn it/ Etc." It is, essentially, a multipurpose Altean swearword. (This is something you all probably knew. It's almost like "Assbutt" from Supernatural sometimes, may I point out.) I have also deduced that Pidge has an affinity for both using quiznak properly and improperly. Side note: physically, Pidge may be a girl, but she sure has the mind of a dude. (Also, the pairing of Pance is the epitome of awkward pure shits and giggles.) Also, I kind of want to keep the fact that Shiro got married to a sweet looking dude in this, as it is, by 100% rights cannon as quiznak, and that ship is going to stay sailing like the cute little tugboat it is~ Also, "Voltron Heroes" by Morgan Berry kind of started this random bit of Shenanigans, as I can see Allura and Pidge singing it while the guys are like: "What the actual quiznak are you ladies doing!?" (Shiro: "I am your Space Dad? Coran's the Space Uncle? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THIS!?" (Reference the Shiro Vlog for the reason that's so funny…)) I don't even know what my point is for writing this opening note other than to keep track of some quiznak that I'm too tired to write down elsewhere. (It's 2:17 in the quiznaking morning, I just got off work. Bite me.)
"Something Just Like This"
Rating: T+ (Pidge has a potty mouth, so do the other paladins. And Lance, because Lance. Also, I like the word: "Quiznak"...(see note above))
Pairings: Pidge/Lance, Allura/Keith, Shiro/Curtis, and Hunk/Shay (I'm a sucker for cute, okay?)
Language notes: I don't speak Spanish, and I'm barely coherent in Italian, so the Spanish/Italian banter between Pidge and Lance MAY or may not be super accurate. (Plus, Google Translate.)