So this is is another attempt at a Seddie fic. I don't know if this is going to be more than a one shot yet.


"NO WAY!"

"Miss Puckett, will you get down from your chair immediately or it will be another detention."

"Well I take detention over spending more time with Freddork any day!"

"The father of your child and the baby will have to sit with you in detention while we go over the parenting handbook." Miss Briggs gave Sam a stern look and the dork sitting beside her groaned. She gritted her teeth before getting her feet off of the chair and placing her backside on it.

Miss Briggs had just announced that there was going to be a 6 week parental assignment with an electronic baby and Sam was not happy. Being paired up with Fredweird for this parenting thing was just a whole bunch of chiz!!

Miss Briggs had gone on to say that this was part of their end of year grade and that it was vital that they all pass. "In addition I have appointed supervisors that will have to sign off all of the tasks you will have to do. In the case of Miss Puckett and Mr Benson it will be Mrs Benson."

Sam let out another outburst. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! She's completely mental!"

"Sam! That's my mother you're talking about." Freddie chastised.

"And?"

Freddie grinned. "Fair point."

Sam nearly mauled the teacher when it was time to collect the babies and the fake birth certificates. Under mother, her baby's certificate had the words Samantha Joy Benson.

When the rules of the assignment were explained and all of their babies along with the wrist bands were activated, they all filed out of the classroom.

Freddie passed Scott Kai Benson to his mother and laughed. "Enjoy. You get him the first night."

Sam stood in the hallway looking at her baby. This was going to be a long assignment.


Freddie swore as there was a loud knock at his front door. He was just glad his mother was a heavy sleeper.

What the hell was going on?

As he opened the front door, he was met with a complete mess of a girl holding the electronic baby upside down using his foot. The baby incidentally was crying. More like screaming.

"Sam it's three in the morning-" Freddie was unable to finish as his 'wife' shoved the child into his arms and put her hands over her ears. "Make it stop! Please make it stop before I bash that things brain in."

"Sam..."

"WHAT!? I've tried everything! HE WON'T SHUT UP!"

"Hav you tried feeding him?" Freddie asked as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Sam looked at her 'husband' as though he was crazy. "You're kidding me right? He's not real! He doesn't need food Freddifer."

"He needs his electronic bottle so that it's like we were giving him his night feeds. Man, were you not listening to Miss Briggs in class?" Freddie stared at his son. Pity Scott had such a dysfunctional mother. Somewhere in the back of his mind, Freddie wished that Carly was taking this class.

"Do I ever listen to the chiz that comes out of her mouth?"

Freddie yawned half asleep as Sam jumped on his couch and switched on the TV. "Where's the baby bag?"

"I dunno. Out in the hallway?" Sam began to moan to herself about the crap that was on screen this time in the night. "You got any good films?"

"Galaxy wars?" Freddie suggested as he removed the chipped baby bottle from the bag.

"That will do. Hand me the ribs. They're right at the bottom of the bag." Freddie grabbed the ribs too as he shook his head. That girls appetite would never cease to amaze him.

Freddie handed the bottle and baby back to Sam and watched as she feed the child awkwardly. He smiled to himself and wordlessly shifted the baby in the girls arms so that she was more comfortable. "Thanks dork," she mumbled before falling asleep.


When Marissa Benson woke up at six that morning she got the shock of her life when her son wasn't in his bed. Instead, she found him asleep on the couch with Sam Puckett asleep on his shoulder clutching their new baby.

For once she didn't freak out.

Smiling softly to herself, she made a start on breakfast.


So I don't know if I should leave this as a one-shot or if I should continue. PLEASE review and tell me if you like it. Coz I have a lot of ideas where this could go. So I leave it up to you guys really. Thanks

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