xS-Mx: Hey! Welcome to…
HC and xS-Mx: ASK THE SATURDAYS!!!!!!
HC: This is the fic where, you ask the questions and the dares!
xS-Mx: Just like Ask Ben10. Only we have the Saturdays. WOO!
HC: And like the one I'm writing, but… It's for Chowder.
xS-Mx: You haven't started writing it yet!
HC: Oh yea… But I'm going to!
xS-Mx: Of course you are Haley.
Haley: But its true! My mommy said so!
xS-Mx: Anyway… first we will explain, then we will poof in the people!
Haley: POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Raises fist in the air* Don't you think so Nathalie?
Nathalie: Yes. Yes, I do. Just to be clear, xS-Mx is me-
Haley: And HC is Haley!!!!!
Nathalie: Hey! That was my line!
Haley: I'm SORRY!!!!!!! *Runs into wall crying* Oof!
Nathalie: Oooh…. That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Haley: Who put this wall here?!?!?!
Nathalie: I don't know….. Wait a minute…How did we get in here?!
Haley: *Looks at room with four color changing walls and no doors or windows* I don't know… I don't know really…
Nathalie: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HAPPY-GO-LUCKY COLORS!!!!!! TAKE COVER!!!! *Falls on the floor*
Haley: Oh no!!! How are we supposed to get out of here?!?! I had a date tonight!!!
Nathalie: *Raises head* You had a date? With who?
Haley: With PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Pudding? I love pudding! Wait… Which flavor?!?!?
Haley: *Doesn't listen* BABY COME BACK!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: O.O Well, what flavor?
Haley: I don't know… I think it was butterscotch. It depends, is butterscotch pudding blue?
Nathalie: O.O No…. I think it was jell-o.
Haley: Crap it!
Nathalie: Haley! Such language! Hey, do you think we explained enough?
Haley: Yes. Now… BRING ON THE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Ok! *Types on floating magic keyboard*
~Zak falls in from the ceiling~
Nathalie: OH MY GOD! ZAK! AER YOU OK?!?!?!?!?!
Haley: That's worse than when I ran into the wall!
Zak: *Stands up* Who are you people?!
Haley: We are your personal trainers. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zak: What?!
Nathalie: NOOO!!!!!!!!! *Waves arms in the air* PUSH-UPS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Doc comes in with an afro dressed in colorful hippie clothing waving arms in the air~
Doc: WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zak: Oh come on! Daaaaad…. AVERT YOUR EYES!!!! *Shields his eyes*
Haley and Nathalie: How'd he get here?!
~Doyle comes in from a mysterious closet~
Doyle: Let a toot-toot out mini-man!
Haley: WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nathalie…. What'd you do?!
Nathalie: *Hides keyboard behind back* I didn't do nothin'…
Doc: Don't you mean, you didn't do anything?
Haley: What are we? Acrobats?! That's too hard to figure out stupid!
Nathalie: Ok, fine. I poofed him in here… But only for comedy!!!!
Haley: You poofed in Doc for comedy!!! He's the most boring guy in the world! Wait, he is a guy right?
Nathalie: Yes, he is. But I didn't poof him in here! I meant Doyle!
Haley: Yicks-a-gurple-dink!
Zak and Nathalie: Icks-a-gurple- what now?
Haley: Idk, shouldn't we start daring these people?
Nathalie: NO! The readers do that! But to kick it off, we dare them. I say we should start with the dummies!!!!
Haley: That's what I said! To dare them!
Nathalie: Ok, how 'bout….
Haley: Doyle dresses in a bikini!
Zak: Oh, I'd pay to see that.
Doyle: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Haley: *Takes bikini out of pocket* Change! Now!
Doyle: B-but-
Nathalie: No buts! You do it! And you do it now!
Haley: *Hands Doyle the bikini* Go put this on! Wait, why did I have a bikini in my pocket?
Nathalie: O.O I don't know…. Wait, where is he supposed to change?! *Waves arms in the air again*
Haley: In the closet. *Points to closet*
Nathalie: What the? How'd that get here?
Zak: How should I know?
Nathalie: Oh good god! I was talking to Haley!
Doc: My name is pnapple!
Haley: What's a pnapple?!
Doyle: Pineapple!
Nathalie: Only without the i and the e!
Drew: *Come in screaming* TO THE I- TO THE O- TO THE E- TO THE C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: What's that supposed to spell?
Drew: I don't know!
Doyle: Sis! Help! They're trying to put me in a bikini!
Haley: Aren't we awesome? *Grins*
Nathalie: Yes. Yes we are. Oh which reminds me, we're making almost everyone OOC.
Zak: OOC?
Nathalie: It means out of character.
Drew: Duh. Oh, sorry sweaty!
Nathalie: Don't you mean sweetie?
Drew: No. Sweaty. Look at him.
Zak: *Drenched in sweat*
Nathalie: Haley…
Haley: What? *The keyboard is nowhere to be found*
Nathalie: Haley.
Haley: Fine… *Pulls out from under butt*
Nathalie: Haley!
Doc: *Jacks the keyboard* Hee-Haw!!
Nathalie: o.O
Zak: Dad!
~Abby falls from the ceiling~
Everyone but Doyle and Abbey: Doyle…
Doyle: What'd I do?! *Keyboard in his hands*
Abbey: What am I doing here?!
Haley: I dare Abbey to cut her arm off!
Nathalie: Haley, nothing to extreme.
Haley: Its not. She's a cartoon. It'll morph back on! Sheesh!
Nathalie: Haley. We're doing the bikini bit.
Haley: Why can't-
Nathalie: WE'RE DOING THE BIKINI BIT!!!!
Zak: DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!
Nathalie: See? Zak agrees with me.
Drew: I want cheese.
Haley: Lets go to Shooba-Dooba Land!
Doc: Shooba-Booba Land?
Haley and Nathalie: SHOOBA-DOOBA LAND!!!!!!!
Doc: Ok…
Nathalie: Plus, we can't go to Shooba-Dooba Land because we stuck here. The only way to get there is if the readers want.
Haley: Crap….
Nathalie: Anyway…DOC! GIVE ME THE KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc: NO!!!!!!!
Nathalie: *Pounces on Doc, and a dust cloud forms around Nathalie and Doc. Only that can be seen is pieces of clothing flying everywhere, bits of hair, arms flying up then pulled down, and occasionally Doc will try to crawl away but is pulled back by Nathalie* TAKE THAT!!!!!!! NOW GIVE ME THAT KEYBOARD!!!!
Doc: NO!!!! Zak catch!!!!! *Throws keyboard towards Zak, and he catches*
Zak: Got it. Now what?
Nathalie: *Pokes head up* The board…. *Races over to Zak, but stops 18 inches away* Crap it! I can't tackle you!
Everyone but Haley: Why?
Nathalie: Because, Zak's cool!
Haley: Aw. I thought you were going to say something else.
Nathalie: Like what?
Haley: I would say it out loud, but then you'd have to kill me.
Nathalie: Good call. You're smart you know that?
Haley: That's why I didn't say anything! Anyway weren't we supposed to make Doyle wear a bikini?
Nathalie: Yea, but that's why I'm trying to get the keyboard. There are no changing rooms in this place so I gotta poof it on him.
Haley: Oh right.
Nathalie: Ah well. *Reaches over and takes keyboard* There. Now we make Doyle…wear a bikini. AND! He has to model it!
Haley: Oh! Nice one!
Nathalie: Woo! *Types quickly*
~POOF~
Doyle: AHH!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! TOO TIGHT!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Deal with it… Now model! *Types for a bull whip*
~POOF~
Haley: *Grabs bull whip* Now, DANCE!!! DANCE MONKEY MAN, DANCE!!!!!!!!! *Whips the color changing floor*
Nathalie: HALEY!! Relax! The people aren't going anywhere!
Haley: *Looks at Nathalie* Or are they?
Nathalie: Dun, dun, dun!! Really Haley, give me the bull whip.
Haley: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hides in a corner*
Nathalie: Oh boy… Well I-we- should be closing up the chapter now, but Doyle has to model, then explain a little more. Or I could do that when the villains poof in. Eh, I'll talk when the bad guys show up.
Doyle: *Sighs* If I model can I get out of this ridiculous bikini? *Points to the yellow bikini with red polka dots*
Nathalie: Hmm….. Sure. I know who I'll torture with that bikini next. I'm not kidding. *Types up for a runway, and fashion show music*
~POOF~
Nathalie: There, now get up on the catwalk, do whatever as long as it's modeling, then you can get out of the bikini. Oh and the quicker the better. That bikini is too small for you.
Doyle: Oh gee. I wonder why. *Says sarcastically*
Nathalie: Dance! Err….Model. Yea that's it. MODEL!
Doyle: *Models for full a two minutes* Done! Freedom!
Everyone but Doyle: OH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!
Doyle: Yea well, it wasn't a walk through the park for me either.
Nathalie: *Laughing like crazy* Oh! It hurts! Can barely…breathe! *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Zak: Since Haley's in a corner cuddling the bull whip, and Nathalie's laughing like a mad man. I guess I'll wrap up this chapter. *Slowly pulls keyboard away with the tips of his fingers, from Nathalie's arms* Got it.
Nathalie: *Stops rolling, and looks up* Give. Me. That. Keyboard. Now.
Zak: I would, but someone has to end the chapter! Plus you're too busy laughing!
Nathalie: *Sits up* Oh my god!
Haley: What?
Nathalie: I just had an idea for a new Secret Saturdays story!
Haley: Ugh! You're writing way to many Secret Saturdays stories! What's that idea?
Nathalie: Well I can't tell you right now! I'll tell you later! I don't want to readers looking at it and using it!
Haley: Fine.
Nathalie: *Lays back down* Thank you. You know, I'm too lazy to end the chapter. Zak, you do it this time.
Zak: Sweet! Ok, well you've read the chapter, and hopefully understand it. So, review! Please? *Cutest puppy dog face ever*
Nathalie: AHHH!!!!!!!!! THE CUTENESS!!!!!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!!!! *Shields eyes*
Zak: *Has serious face* Better?
Nathalie: Much. Review, and you get to see Zak shirtless! Plus for you Doyle fans, I guess we can make Doyle shirtless too.
Haley: WOO!!!!!
Nathalie and Zak: You're a Doyle fan??
Haley: No. I meant Zak!
Nathalie: Ahh… That makes sense. Cuz last time I checked you did not like Doyle.
Haley: And I still don't.
Doyle: Hey! Can someone please poof this bikini off me now?!
Zak: Oh, sure. Uh… How do you work this thing?
Nathalie: Care-
Zak: *Types the wrong thing.*
~POOF~
Zak: *Doyle's bikini disappears* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flings the keyboard up in the air, and falls on Doc's afro*
All girls: *Screams* MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *More yelling*
Doc: That's is so not cool, bro. *Types some clothes on Doyle*
Everyone, but Doyle: HALLELUJAH! I CAN SEE!!!!!!!! IT'S A MIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Since when does Doc speak surfer???
Doc: That was surfer? I thought it was Spanish.
Nathalie: O.O
Zak: Weird…
Nathalie: Uh… Zak, I think I should take over.
Zak: Yea.
Nathalie: *Runs over to Doc and takes keyboard* Well this is Nathalie, Haley, Mr. Blackwell, and the Saturdays signing off!
Everyone: Until the next chapter!