Omniscient POV

"Welp, here we go again with this sh*t," The brown-haired, now college student, named Sasa sighed as she kicked her shoes off after a long day of classes.

Because of the money she made off of her last show, she was able to afford a bigger, nicer house and even more expensive cars - that she barely even drove.

"I wonder what's on TV…" The young adult pondered as she picked up the remote off the end table and turned on the TV, which she had her Roku hooked up to.

'Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jaeger!,' came blaring from the flat screen mounted on the wall in front of her.

"Oh! Attack on Titan is on! Sweet." She curled up in her comfy armchair, prepared to watch the brutal and bloody anime - until she heard footsteps coming down the stairs.

Boot-clad footsteps.

"Did I hear somebody say Jaeger?" An obnoxious, whiny, testosterone-filled voice inquired as Sasa grit her teeth and tried to ignore the presence of the newcomer.

"Nope. Nobody called you. Go back upstairs and let me watch TV in peace."

"But I swear I heard-"

"I think I heard it, too.."

"Me too."

Whipping her head around, Sasa sighed deeply as she came face to face with a blond marshmallow and an emo bodybuilder.

"What do the three of you want now? I'm trying to relax here!" She snipped.

"Are you watching us on TV again? Can we watch with you this time? Please?" Armin made his already adorable blue eyes somehow sparkle with more adorableness.

"Why would you want to watch yourselves be tortured by a psycho-military dude, almost get eaten by Titans, watch your friends die, find out your best friend IS a Titan-"

"Okay, we get it," Mikasa said in her solemn voice. "We were just bored and wanted to explore more of the house."

Sasa waved them off nonchalantly, "Well go explore the backyard or something. It's fenced in so pretend you're back on Paradis Island or...I don't know. Just leave me alone."

Armin looked incredibly rejected. "We've already done that though, and it was-"

"Boring." Mikasa finished for him. Eren nodded, agreeing with her.

Sasa's POV

'I've got to find something for them to do so they'll leave me alone and I can watch my stories in peace. But what can I do?' I pondered, rubbing a hand under my chin.

"Aha, I've got it! You, Aryan Coconut*, go to the study and bring me my MacBook. I have a job for the three of you."

Armin looked confused but did as he was told, soon returning with a customized hot pink MacBook Pro with a My Hero Academia skin on the back of it.

I logged onto my favorite fanfiction website and began typing a short post. "Here we go."

"Here we go what? What are you doing, Sasa?" Eren asked, leaning over my shoulder, which almost got him hit.

"One, you're too close, and two, I'm putting you guys on my new show so you have something to do. People from ALL over the world will send you questions, dares, ask for your advice or whatever they please and you have to do it or I'm going to hurt all of you. Well, except for maybe you." I looked at Mikasa's muscles bulging under her Survey Corps jacket.

"That does sound kind of fun…" Armin mused.

"I'm in." Eren shrugged.

"I'll do it," Mikasa said.

Fools, if only they knew what they were in for, mwahahaha.

*- This phrase is not owned by me. If you're an AOT fan, you know where it's from.

*-I do not own Attack on Titan in any way, shape, or form. I'm just in it for the laughs.