Emmett's pink journal

by CrUnChIe-MuNcHeR

this is for all the emmett lover's out there. it's basically emmett writing in his 'journal'. Story beter than summary. i izz crap at them. Rated T just in case

1. Stupid book

Emmett's diary.

Stupid book.

Entry 1

Dear diary.

I don't know why Edward has got me writing in this flipping pink fluffy book, i mean it's so... Jasper. Not cool

1 minute later.

I SO DO NOT. Edward thinks i have a short attention spa... oohh kitty! I wonder if i can make it a vampire.

5 minutes later.

ARRRRGGHH! Carlisle is so annoying. I simply asked him if animals could be vampires and he has to go into a massive lecture about the fact that we have had this conversation a million times and that ANIMALS COULD NOT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED INTO A VARMIRE! Ugh. He disgust's me.

Emmett

Xx

P.S why did i just sign my 'Journal'