Bowser chuckled to himself. This had to be his most diabolical plan yet! The Super-Mega-Giga-Hyper-Ultra-Ultimate Warp Pipe was nearly finished, and soon he will finally have a chance to get rid of the pesky plumbers forever! He laughed maniacally.
A Goomba walked by and asked "uh, sir? Why are we making a warp pipe?"
Bowser stopped laughing and grimly looked at his minion. "What?! Didn't you get a memo about it?"
"A Chain-Chomp ate it before I could read it."
"Urgh… Fine. You see, it all started when I was in my room, thinking on how to destroy the Mario Bros. Since my last plan failed, I've decided to look at my research to see what I was doing wrong. I have every bit of information about them, such as what they eat, the abilities they have, and where they came from. When I looked where they came from, I got a thought; what if there people like them back at their homeland? So I decided to build this Super-Mega-Giga-Hyper-Ultra-Ultimate Warp Pipe to travel to where they once came! And if all goes as planned, I shall have an army which can do what the plumbers can! And then the plumbers be history and I will finally rule the Mushroom Kingdom! BUAHAHA!!!"
"Sweet idea, sir."
"Thanks. NOW GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I COOK YOU ALIVE!!!"
The Goomba quickly nodded and scurried off. Now all by himself, Bowser continued laughing.
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One hour later, the warp pipe was complete and operational. A Laser Snifit scientist came to Bowser to give the report.
"Your Super-Mega-Giga-Hyper-Ultra-Ultimate Warp Pipe is ready, my lord" said the Laser Snifit. "However, due it's massive energy power the warp pipe may collapse after it's first use."
Bowser said "then I guess I'll have to go alone. I'll bring you back a souvenir or something."
"But sir, if the warp pipe breaks after you go through, you might not…"
"I SAID I'M GOING, GOT IT?!"
"Y-yes sir."
"Good. Now if you excuse me I have an army to find."
Suddenly, a Hammer Brother ran by in alarm.
The Hammer Brother shouted "the Mario Brothers are here! The Mario Brothers are here!"
"WHAT?!" Bowser screamed in fury "I didn't do anything yet! Argh! They must know about the pipe and are going to destroy it! Quickly, to the Super-Mega-Giga… ah screw it let's go already."
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Meanwhile, various minions such as Shy Guys and Buzzy Beetles charged forward to battle the invaders. But they all fell with bumps on their heads as Mario and Luigi bounced along. The two Italians continued on through Koopa territory. They were tired and ached in some areas, but they didn't stop heading towards Bowser's castle. And they had good reasons for not stopping… actually, no they didn't.
"There's no-a better way to relieve boredom than by barging into Bowser's fortress!" said Mario.
Luigi chuckled "I sure hope King Koopa is planning do something evil, otherwise it would pretty embarrassing if we-a no excuse for beating up his-a army."
The brothers jumped through an open window and entered the castle of doom. They looked around in the room they were in and saw nothing of interest. Well, that is if you consider a warp pipe connected to all sorts of generators uninteresting.
"Mama mia!" Luigi exclaimed, "that pipe is loaded with enough energy to light up an entire city!"
"Hmm, I wonder where it leads to" pondered Mario. "Well, there's only one way to find-a out."
They jumped up towards the warp pipe, but were quickly knocked back down by two hammers. When they landed, they noticed Bowser with a Laser Snifit and a Hammer Brother.
"Geez, who would thought being a turtle would make you a slow runner?" Bowser exhausted said to himself. He wiped his forehead and shouted at his foes "YOU TWO! Step away from the warp pipe if you know what's good for you!"
"Why-a?" asked the plumber in red.
"Why?! Didn't you come here to foil my latest plan?"
"…Oh! Of course! Well-a Bowser, we won't let… umm… do whatever that involves that pipe!"
"Is that so? Then I guess I better get GOING!"
The King of Koopas took a leap of faith right into the warp pipe. But he was unable enter the pipe as the Mario Bros. were grabbing onto his tail and pulling him back.
"Oh no-a don't!" groaned Luigi.
"Oh yes I do!" Bowser shouted as he struggled to get in the warp pipe.
With all of his might, the burly turtle managed to get his head inside. That was just enough to activate the warp pipe and suck the rest of the Koopa in like a black hole. Mario and Luigi, who were still clutching on Bowser's tail, were easily sucked in as well. A second later, the pipe couldn't withstand it's own power and instantly fried itself to dust. Bowser's two servants gasped.
"Bowser!" shouted the Laser Snifit.
"The Mario Bros.!" shouted the Hammer Brother.
"They've been sucked into another world."
"And they have no way of getting back!"
"We may never them again!"
"And could be suffering right now, or even be dead!"
The minions stared at each other in silence, then their frowns changed to smiles.
"ALRIGHT! THIS IS SO AWESOME!"
"OUR WORST ENEMIES ARE GONE FOR GOOD! WOOHOO!"
"Quick, go tell the good news to the other guys."
"Alright, but while I do that you go and prepare for the party."
They went their separate ways, dancing along the way. And as they rejoiced, who knows what sort of trouble the two heroes and one villain will face in the bizarre and mysterious world of… EARTH?!!!
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To be continued.