Hey and welcome to my story! Actually parody...whatever. Just read and enjoy it. Thanks.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Avatar or any of the characters but I wish I did. -sob-
Narrator: Welcome to our exciting tale! I'm gonna be the one telling the story today and I hope you enjoy it. -spots Sokka sneaking away cradling something- Hey Sokka! Watcha got there?
Sokka: Shh! Katara will find out I'm here.
Narrator: Is that bad?
Sokka: Duh! Look. -holds up a canteen-
Narrator: ...I don't get it.
Sokka: -smiles to himself- It's cactus juice.
Narrator: -gasps and slaps Sokka- You fiend!
Sokka: Hey! What was that for?
Narrator: You know you aren't supposed to have that! Put it away!
Sokka: Since when did you become the boss of me?
Narrator: If you don't put it away I'll...-thinks of something threatening- -grins evilly- I'll make sure everybody sees your teddy bear.
Sokka: -gasps- Not Mr. Fluffinator!
Narrator: --continues to grin evilly- Yes. Mr. Fluffinator.
Sokka: eyes grow wide and watery as he bites his lip stares at canteen- Fine...I'll put it away. -walks down corridor with head low-
Narrator: Shoot. I forgot to tell him where to put it. Oh well, I doubt he'll put it somewhere where someone else will find it. No wait...he's not too bright so he might...-gloom-
-In another part of the building-
Iroh: -goes into kitchen to make tea- -singing- Oh, the beautiful girls in Ba Sing Se. -stops singing as he spies a canteen on a counter- Oh, I wonder what this is. -opens canteen and sniffs the lid- Mmm. Doesn't smell too bad. -takes a drop on his finger and tastes it- Hey, doesn't taste too bad either. -chugs the contents of the canteen until it's empty-
-Back in the corridor-
Sokka: Got rid of it. Happy?
Narrator: Where did you leave it?
Sokka: In the kitchen.
Narrator: -grabs Sokka by the shirt and shakes him unmercifully- Fiend! Someone might find it in there! -stops and both glance toward the kitchen at the sound of Iroh's singing-
Iroh's voice: Oh, I wonder what this is. Mmm. Doesn't smell too bad. Hey, doesn't taste too bad either. -sound of someone chugging down a drink-
Narrator: -let's Sokka sink to the floor- -gloom-
Sokka: Hm? So I guess someone did find it in there.
Narrator: -slaps Sokka and walks the opposite way acting like she was never there-
Sokka: -following- Wait for me!
-Some time later-
-Zuko is walking down to the kitchen to get something to eat and runs into Katara-
Zuko and Katara: Sorry. No, it's okay. awkward silence
Zuko: Um...I guess I'll be going then.
Katara: Yeah me too.
-Iroh shows up behind Zuko and scares the crap out of him-
Zuko: Uncle! Wait, why are you're eyes so wide? And why are you looking at me as if you could hug me?
Iroh: Drink cactus juice! Ten times better than apple juice.
Zuko: Uh...
Katara: Wait...did he just say cactus juice?
Zuko: That's what I heard.
Iroh: -suddenly looks exhausted- Nephew, when did we get to the Southern Air Temple.
Katara: Maybe we should go. -starts to walk off with Zuko trailing behind-
Iroh: Nephew, when did you get married?
-both Zuko and Katara stop dead in their tracks, staring at each other with wide eyes-
Iroh: Your wife is beautiful.
Zuko: -starts walking and drags a steaming Katara with him-
Katara: WIFE!?! I'm gonna sock him so hard that he...-continues ranting while being dragged away-
-Meanwhile...-
Aang: Hey Toph! Look! I can firebend!
Toph: Duh, you're the Avatar!
Aang: -looks offended- I know but I just learned how to.
Toph: Do you have a teacher?
Aang: ...Not yet.
Toph: Then you haven't learned nothing.
Aang: -steaming- Yeah, well I can burn your eyes out of their sockets!
Toph: I'm blind it won't matter.
Aang: Oh yeah, well! -gets cut off as Toph "sees" Iroh-
Toph: Hey! -turns around and waves at Iroh-
Iroh: Hey baby, how you doin'?
Toph: ...-stares in his direction-
Aang: Ha ha ha! He just called you baby!
Toph: -knocks both of them off of their feet walks away steaming-
Iroh: -gets back up and follows Toph- Where you goin' sweet thing?
-In another place...-
Zuko: Sorry about my uncle back there.
Katara: I'm gonna make sure he pays for this.
Zuko: I don't think he can help it...
Katara: I DON'T CARE! -doom-
Zuko: -slowly backing away- I'll just be going now.
-5 minutes later in yet another hallway (how many are there in this place anyway?)-
Iroh: -talking to a wall- When did you get here Debbie?
Zuko: Um...Uncle?
Iroh: Hiya there nephew! Where'd your wife get to?
Zuko: -blushing- Uncle would you please stop that?
Iroh: Sure thing there! -continues talking to "Debbie"-
Zuko: What are you doing?
Iroh: Talkin' to Debbie here, what'd you think?
Zuko: Come with me. -drags his uncle away down toward the kitchen-
Iroh: -waves to the wall, smiling plesantly- Bye, Debbie darling!
Zuko: -bringing a bottle of medicine out of a kitchen cabinet -This Earth Kingdom medicine should help. -takes a few pills out and hands them Iroh with a glass of water- Here.
Iroh: takes medicine- -yawns- I think I'll go to bed.
Zuko: -watches his uncle leave- Wow...that was fast.
Well, there you go! My Avatar parody made exclusively by me. I got the Earth Kingdom medicine thing from a comic on deviantART (if you've read it then you know what should happen next if there's a sequel...if I get enough reviews at least). Thanks for reading! Try not to have too many nightmares! Please review on your way out! I don't care if you flame me.