A touch of Insanity

9foxgrl

One shot

Harry stared at Hermione and Draco as they argued over petty things. This time it was over a book that Draco had tried to borrow before Hermione beat him to it. Harry was slightly amused. Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle were in the Hospital Wing with the flu so there was no one in Draco and Hermione's way of argument after Harry cast a privacy charm on them.

Frankly this was more entertaining then the soaps he watched during the summer.

"You are such a prick!"

"Shut up Mudblood!"

"You two act like there is some repressed sexual desire between you." Harry mused as he read a magazine.

The argument halted and the two turned to look at the bespectacled teen in shock.

"HARRY! You don't think that-"

"I would never touch her!"

"What makes you think I would let you!"

"All mud bloods are slu-"

SLAP!

Harry sighed. "Definitely some reprocessed sexual tension. You two might want to work on a healthy outlet before one of you ends up kidnapping the other for a sex slave."

Draco and Hermione squeaked in shock.

"Well you two are teenagers and hormones do act up in late teen years…" Harry mused. "You two have to have some feelings for each other if you argue so much."

"NO THERE ISN'T!" the two yelled.

"I know! You two should go chill out in Hogmeade on a date, that way you will see for yourselves if I'm right or wrong!"

"WHAT?"

"Are you even listening Potter?"

"Harry are you ill?"

"If you're worried that you friends will find out I'll provide the polyjuice potion so now one is the wiser!" Harry offered.

"Where did you-"

"Ask no questions I shall tell no lies!" Harry said looking up from his magazine.

"ARE YOU INSANE POTTER?"

Harry blinked. "There is a possibility of it or I have been watching the Soaps too much. Not much to do when you're locked in a room for the majority of a day."

Hermione gawked at him. While Draco looked confused.

"You watch cleaning supplies?"

"He means drama shows mostly about love." Hermione explained. "And why are you watching soap operas?"

"I managed to fix Dudley's old telly and it was the only thing that wasn't in Spanish. It was either that or continue on my plan for world domination through collapsing the political infrastructure of nations worldwide, spiked water supplies with hallucinogens, and rabid hamster armies." Harry explained.

Draco didn't know what to say except "Potter…are you drunk?"

"No, but my contact in Columbia sent me a kilo of pure blend stuff last week. And I'm expecting a shipment of some really good stuff from Mexico tomorrow."

"HARRY!"

"What? Oh I see, I've stumbled on your little forbidden relationship. Fine I'll go. I know when I'm not wanted. Just remember Draco. You hurt her, you die. You take her innocence and dump her, you die. You get her pregnant we will do a shotgun wedding! TA~!"

Harry left the two shell shocked ambling away laughing.

"He's insane isn't he?"

"Yes…"

"…there's…no feeling between us right?"

"…well…"

Hermione planted a swift kiss on Draco who returned it heavily. The two parted blushing.

"So…do you want to go with me to Hogmeade tomorrow?"

"Okay…Dr-aco…"

Outside the library Harry met with his fellow co-conspirator Daphne Greengrass.

"So did it work?"

"Like a charm!"

"Great. What now?"

"Want to get high?"

"Sure. You get the snacks?"

"Tell Blaise to bring the Firewhiskey and I'll get Luna to bring some of those rum chocolate you like."

"Deal."