This was done for a challenge on the LJ so it was just something that poped up into my head.
Harknessishere: Ianto, I heard a song the other day, I think you'd like it.
Betterthancoffee: What songs that sir?
Harknessishere: I think it was 'Wicked Game.'
Betterthancoffee: Which version sir, the HIM one or the Chris Isaak one?
Harknessishere: There's a difference?
Betterthancoffee: Yes sir, there is, HIM makes it darker where as Chris Isaak makes it slow.
Harknessishere: Then it would have to be the Chris Isaak one then.
Betterthancoffee: I'm sorry sir, but I don't like Chris Isaak.
Harknessishere: Then how did you know about it being slow?
Betterthancoffee: Because I have looked on the internet sir, now can I get back to work please?
Harknessishere: But what am I gonna do about that CD I bought you?
Betterthancoffee: You did what!
Harknessishere: I bought you the Chris Isaak version of that song, I thought it was nice.
Betterthancoffee: Give it to Gwen.
Harknessishere: But I bought it for you, not for her.
Betterthancoffee: Than give it to Tosh or hand it back to the shop sir.
Harknessishere: But I want you to have it.
Betterthancoffee: If I take it will you be quite sir?
Harknessishere: Yeah I will, so are you gonna take it?
Betterthancoffee: Yes sir, I am going to take it from you, but I'll do that later, I'm rather busy right now.
Harknessishere: Good, and for that you get a treat tonight.
Betterthancoffee: I can't wait sir.