Jesse Chronicles: The Raccoon Saga

Prologue

[Scene opens to an epic battle with lots of pows & shiny weapons and such.

The epic battle between the dark overlord Lysci and the great hero Jesse.

*Dramatic dun dun dun* ]

Jesse: Vile woman! You shall be slain!

Lysci: No! I shall be victorious & take over the world! evil laugh

[As Lysci is laughing Jesse attacks with a swipe of his great shiny sword]

Lysci: Ow! Not cool, that hurt.....That's not how you play battle ship.....

Jesse: It is now~

Lysci: Very well! begins casting a long complicated spell to kill the warrior

[While Lysci is casting Jesse walks over & pushes her.

The spell is interrupted and Jesse is hit by an incomplete incantation O.O

Jesse disappears into a poof of smoke and all that's left is a pile of his clothes]

Lysci: Evil laugh Success! That nuisance is finally gone!

Jesse: Why are you celebrating, I'm not dead...

Lysci: O.O Jesse?!?

[Jesse crawls out from under his clothes pile...

AS A RACCOON

:O]

Jesse: What the fruit?!?

Lysci: XD ROFL

Jesse: Not cool, change me back

Lysci: No, you will be so much easier to get rid of this way

Jesse: (Oh, no. I can't win like this.) Flee

Lysci: Hey! You come back here so I can kill you!

Jesse: No!

[Jesse skedaddles off into the surrounding forest to escape from Lysci]

Lysci: Darn you, Jesse! Luz! I need your assistance!

[A valkyrie (me :D) flies down by Lysci]

Luz: Yes, my dark mistress? How may I be of service?

Lysci: You got here fast

Luz: Of course. I'm a falcon, I'm fast~ Like woosh! Wanna see? I'll ju-

Lysci: I called you for a reason

Luz: 'Cause I'm fast?

Lysci: No! I have a rodent problem

Luz: What kind of rodent problem?

Lysci: The hero, Jesse, got away....

Luz: D: gasp

Lysci: I turned him into a raccoon and he ran away.... .

Luz: Why didn't you just kill him with that shocky thing?

Lysci: I was going to...but the battle didn't go quite as planned....

Luz: Oh, I get it y-

Lysci: Just go find him!!

Luz: o.o OK, gosh, you don't have to yell...

[Luz flies off in search of Jesse]

Lysci: Why is it so hard to find good help these days?

~*~End~*~