The Totally Fail Guide to Writing Fanfiction

Welcome, dear reader to the Totally Fail Guide to Writing Fanfiction.

This is my fail attempt to write fanfiction, or rather a place where I can rant about how totally crap fanfiction is at the moment. Yes, fanfiction is CRAPPY. And whose fault is that? Yes, yours.

From the thesaurus rape that I see whenever I read, fanfiction and the urges that I get to FREAKING HEAD SLICE, I decided to write this.

READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL.