"Lily! Lil! Hey!"
"What, Potter?"
"Go out with me?
"Uh, no."
-12 minutes later-
"I said no, Potter. What don't you understand?"
"Why not? C'mon, Lils, you know you like me."
"Back. Off. Potter. And DON'T call me Lils."
"Come on, Lil—"
"No. Get lost."
"Not before you tell me why you won't-"
-SMACK
"I said, back off."
-Door opens. Slams shut.
"Shit."
-Three hours later-
"Lils! Hey, Lils!"
"WHAT, Potter? I've got to work on—"
"Come off it, it's a Saturday!"
"...And?"
"And, it's sunny!"
"...And?"
"For the first time in weeks!"
"Whatever."
-Footsteps, quickly fading
"Quit being such a shut-in!"
-Footsteps stop
"Excuse me?"
"Aw, Lils, you know I didn't mean—"
"Shut up, Potter."
-Footsteps away
-Running footsteps follow
-10 minutes later-
-Brisk walking steps
-Running steps
"L—" pant "L—" pant "Lils! Slow—" pant "Down, would you?" pant.
"No."
"Come on— Lils, you know I didn't mean it like that"
-All footsteps stop
"Fuck off, Potter."
"Are you crying?"
"NO."
"Yes, you are."
"Shut up."
"You know what would make you feel better?"
"This better be good."
"Go out with me!"
-SMACK
"You know, you've got an arm on you."
"I know."
"You could have dislocated my jaw!"
"I know. I meant to."
"You suck."
"Same to you."
"I hate you."
"Right back at you."
"You aren't listening to me, are you?"
"Neither are you."
-Evil chuckle
"You're sexy as hell."
"You are, too."
"I think I'm sexy."
"Good for you."
"I want to kiss you."
"You do that."
-Gasp of surprise
-Hum of contentment
-Sigh of relief
-Sound of lips separating
"... Wow."
"...Yeah."
"...Are you going to kill me now?"
"Mm... No. I'm going to snog you senseless."
"I love you so much sometimes."
-Ten minutes later-
-Gasp for air
"I love you too, sometimes."