Disclaimer: The Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me. Nor does the Love Calculator that listed in the expanded title below. However I do own a copy of Vol.1 of the Anime & CoS and a poster signed by Vic Mignogna(ED) (squee).

A/N: All the FMA character pairings tested from most popular to the down right weird.

Place a review with scenario suggestion to see a drable-shot of the pairing.

Pairings are listed seme (dominate?) / uke (submissive?) that's probably why some compatibility percentages change. The numbers after the names are the compatibility percentages.

Love Calculator of Doom

From: www(dot)doctorlove(dot)biz

Ed, Al, Winry, and Mustang's minions

Roy / Ed – 68 Ed / Roy – 82

Roy / Riza – 19 Riza / Roy – 58

Havoc / Fuery – 91 Fuery / Havoc – 91 the site's OTP

Ed / Winry – 11 Winry / Ed – 11 least compatible pairing (weird huh?)

Ed / Havoc – 25 Havoc / Ed – 25

Ed / Fuery – 63 Fuery / Ed – 49

Roy / Fuery – 58 Fuery / Roy – 72 saw this and typed up the 1st drable Fuery pwns the most

Riza / Fuery – 32 Fuery / Riza – 40

Riza / Havoc – 28 Havoc / Riza – 65

Riza / Breda – 41 Breda / Riza – 49

Riza / Falman – 25 Falman / Riza – 49

Falman / Fuery – 11 Fuery / Falman – 18

Breda / Fuery – 33 Fuery / Breda – 91

Roy / Breda – 73 Breda / Roy – 17

Roy / Falman -31 Falman / Roy – 16

Roy / Al – 46 Al / Roy – 17

Roy / Winry – 19 Winry / Roy – 96

Al / Winry – 23 Winry / Al – 87

Ling Pairings

Al / Ling – 66 Ling / Al – 64

Ed / Ling – 91 Ling / Ed – 86

Ling / Roy – 74 Roy / Ling – 81

Winry / Ling – 24 Ling / Winry – 15

Ling / Ran Fan –41 Ran Fan / Ling – 82

Self Pairings in order of Narcissism

Ed / Ed – 92 narcissism much

Alex A.– 68 pink sparkles just aren't enough

Winry – 41 she doesn't love herself as much as Ed

Roy – 41 he's not as self-involved as Ed isn't that a shock

Ran Fan – 41 this was done out of curiosity

Creepy Pairings (to me any way)

Kimbly / Winry – 26 Winry / Kimbly – 26

Ed / Will(Envy) – 23 Will(Envy) / Ed – 23 Envy's human form if this wrong tell me

Alex A. / Ed – 67 Ed / Alex A. – 67 too creepy (No Romance)

Roy / Alex A. – 42 Alex A. / Roy – 67 height rule maybe?

Ed / Envy – 83 Envy / Ed – 22 Ed pwns Envy

Ed / Pinako – 65 Pinako / Ed – 65 platonic scenarios only (no romance sorry)

Ed / Al – 26 Al / Ed – 92 platonic scenarios only (sorry)

A/N: If there are any pairings you'd like to see rated feel free to suggest them in review and I'll put them up after I do at least five drable-shots. I'll do the requests first come first serve per pairing set. This also means that I'll try posting the drables in groups of five per chapter.

Next Pairing List will be up if I get enough suggestions and PROMPTS for at least two drable sets. So select pairing by the numbers and give me a prompt. I'll give you a drable with idea credit. So read and give (prompt) reviews.