captain falcon was driving in the blue falcon when all of a sudden, he got an erection. he was wearing his norml suit, so he couldn't get his penis out easily. he started to think about solid snake's ass as he drove, which made it to concentrate of the road ahead. he looked at his growing meat monster, and suddenly he crashed into another car. the impact jerked him around and made him ejaculate. captain falcon took off his sealbelt and got out of the car and found out that he had crashed into wario's car. the fat, ugly troll man got out of his pimpmobile and walked up to captain falcon.
"what are you doing?" wario asked. "pay attention to the road you asshole!"
"i'm sorry," falcon said. "i was just... i was just... really interested in pounding that ass."
"the fuck?!" wario asked. "i'm not gay!"
"you don't have to be gay the enjoy being falcon punched in the fart box," falcon replied.
"well, when you put it that way," wario said, "i'll do it."
"good," falcon said. "meet me at my house later tonight. you know where to go."
falcon god back into the blue falcon and went back home. wario continued to drive, and was unable to wait to be fucked in his poop chute.