The Sins of Alchemy and the Tools we Call Shinobi

Naruto and Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfic.

I don't own either

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Chapter I

Shortcuts

The theory was perfect, a way to get Ed and Al's bodys back without the Philosipher's Stone, several complex transmutation circles. It wouldn't get them in any trouble because it was easy. They had taken the remains of war and put them in their special array, then they'd be able to do it, get their bodies back and finally be able to live peaceful lives.

The blonde teenager was ready, they had several people there to help them, they needed to be young and whole for this job, because it was pressuring. They had Winry and Roy Mustang (a last resort) and somehow they had gotten Riza Hawkeye to help. This was the day they'd get their bodies back, the day the Elric Brothers could finally return to their ordinary lives.

Hopes ran high as Edward Elric, 16 years old, had finally finished making the 6 connecting arrays and began directing everyone. "Okay. Al there and..."

A few minutes later, it had happened. Alchemy light flooded the room and then, there was a light, something strange, like that day years ago. The day they'd tried to bring their mother back from the dead. Edward's brilliantly golden eyes had turned from eager happiness to sorrowful shock. "No! We couldn't of, all the things we would of sacrificed- no, I just can't accept it!"

The only thing left was a droplet of a tear. No one would see this. Roy Mustang, Ed and Al Elric, Winry Rockbell and Riza Hawkeye were offically missing without a trace but that single tear that would dry up in a second's time.

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Naruto, Rock Lee, Tenten and Kiba had been assigned a mission, it was an odd group who had to investigate a lead toward Orochimaru, which was, of course, a total failure and often lead to them helping the people there.

Naruto sighed. He had hoped he'd finally gotten Sasuke back, he was gratified that it was here alive after this mission, but he then remebered his promise to Sakura-chan. He sighed, it was his fault that it had happened anyway, but who was that strange woman and black and was that boy using a strange Transforming technique? And how could that man just take matter and make it disappear when he bit it?

"Meh, I need some ramen..." he said as he tried to ease his headache. Just then something metal and heavy fell on him and he blacked out.

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Naruto woke up to a man in a metal suit and a blond teenage boy looking at him. "Are you alright?" asked the metal man, sounding like a young boy. "Ra - men." said Naruto. "Right here!" said the teenage blonde boy, giving him the ramen on the endtable near him, "Sorry we fell on you, we were err..."

"Skydiving off a mountain!" said Al, a little too quickly. Naruto was too preoccupied to even think that Al would be a bit too heavy with his armor to skydive. "Oh, uh, yeah! That's it!" said Edward. "So... what are you names Metal Man and... Shrimp."

If anything hit Edward hardly was a short kid 4 years younger than him calling him short. "Who're you calling a bug so small he avoids getting squished because he fits into the groves of shoes!" He put his metal fist up threateningly and put his fist up, he began to jump toward Naruto but Al held him back. "Stop Ed, he's just a kid-"

"-I don't care he still called me short! That pisses me off and I could kick his ass in a-"

"-you couldn't kick the ass of the future Hokage!"

Al looked to Naruto, sounding a little puzzled. "Hokage?"

"The strongest ninja in the shinobi village of Konoha! Where we are right now, right?"

"Ninjas, Konoha, I don't-"

"It's simple, Al." Edward butted in. "That transmutation brought us to a new world."