Kevin McCormick Vs. The World.
Kevin McCormick is dating the girl of his dreams Shelly Marsh! but in order to keep dating her, he's has to defeat her seven evil ex boyfriends, this is actually based on a movie and famous comic book series but I'm not going to tell you what it is?
The story first takes place in Shelly's bedroom, she and Kevin were both making out on her bed you see they have been going out for a couple of of months now, and have been best friends since they were little kids hell even their brothers are best friends, but as soon they got done kissing each other with their tongue's, Shelly got up from her bed and tells him.
"Wait, Kevin there's something you really need to know about me honey, I've dating sevin other boys before I starting dating you, sorry if I didn't bring it up before but I was just scared to tell you!"
As he was also getting up from her bed, he said while button up his shirt back on.
"So...that's all in the past then, don't worry Shelly I'm not the jealous type."
"That's good because you may have to defeat my seven evil ex lovers."
He now says while looking confused.
Wait a minute, What?"
She again tells him.
"Yes, if we continue dating each other you may have to defeat my seven evil ex lovers."
Kevin then went.
"Uh, don't you mean ex boyfriends."
She told him.
"Doe's it matter?"
An hour later... Kevin go's back to his awful house, as he walks inside he saw his brother Kenny sitting on the old sofa
reading his NASCAR magazine, Kenny then says to his brother while he was still reading his magazine.
"So Kevin I hear your going out with my friend Stan's crazy sister."
He repiled.
"Yeah, so what?"
Kenny now said while he was still reading.
"And I hear you have to fight her evil ex boyfriends, man! are you in deep shit!"
Suddenly, Kevin's cell phone rang, when he answers it, Karen his sister on the other line went.
"Kevin! I heard you are going to battel your girlfriend's former boyfriends, man are you ging to get cream!"
He said.
"Well I didn't knew she was a total slut, give me a break!"
On the other line she said.
"I just hope she hasn't gone out with some big mean jocks, Bye, Bye, Now!"
After Kevin hung up his cheap ass phone, Kenny after getting done with his magzine went over to him and said.
"You know something, this kind of reminds of this movie that I saw last night about this guy who was trying to hook up with this girl and had to also
fight her sevin evil ex's to! I wonder what happended at the end?"
Kevin then said.
"You mean you didn't see the end of the movie?"
Kenny repiled.
"Hell No! Tammy wanted to give me a blowjob at Denny's so I turned off the TV and left."
Suddenly, Kevin was now lying down on his small bed and thought about what Shelly said.
He was thinking.
"What did she mean by you have to defeat my seven evil ex boyfriends? did she mean actually kicking their ass or just confronting them?"
As he was drifting on to sleep, he starting to have a weird dream about Shelly, it takes place somewhere in the desert? and Kevin was
seeing Shelly roller skating around him and she kept saying.
"Remember Kevin, in order to win my heart you'll have to defeat my seven evil ex's."
"Seven evil ex's, Seven evil ex's, Seven evil ex's, Seven evil Ex's!"
But all of a sudden, He then wakes up and starts to scream and sweat.
"AHHHH!"
To be continued.