blackrose: thank you for deciding to read this story^^ envy would have posted it anyway if I didn't...

envy:like hell I would! It's freakin awesome!

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I was walking with my friend to my house. We were discussing our plans. First we would work on cosplay, and then on getting into character. It shouldn't be that hard considering we were cosplaying our 2 most favorite characters from our favorite anime, Fullmetal Alchemist. I was going to go as Envy and she was going to go as Edward. We both were getting very good with our acts to.
"So do you have your outfit?" I asked she nodded.
"Yup, why wouldn't I? We've been planning this for weeks!" She said.
"Hehe, just asking you can never be to careful" I said a bit erm... How should I say this, scared from the exasperated look on her face.
"Well we're in luck" I said taking out my keys"I actually remembered my keys this time" I said jokingly ,she laughed a little. We walked into my house and went to my room. "You can change in the bathroom it's right over there" I said pointing to the room right next to mine.
She just nodded and grabbed her stuff heading off to the bathroom. I looked around my room, on each wall was a big ugh... Mural of my favorite animes. On the wall with my door was a big picture of all of my favorite characters from Soul Eater, on the one to the left of it was a big picture of the characters from -man and on the wall to the right of it had a big picture of my favorite Black Butler characters. On the wall with the window (opposite the door) had a big picture of my favorite FMA characters. That included: Envy,Wrath,Edward,Alphonse,Roy,Black Hayate(I don't care if he's a dog he's adorable), and Riza. I sighed. Should probably change. I got into my Envy cosplay outfit and put on the make up. As soon as it looked pretty good I went out to check on my friend.
"Oi, Pipsqueak you done yet?" I said in my best imitation of Envy that I could muster.
"I. AM. NOT. A. PIPSQUEAK!" I heard her yell from the bathroom. "And give me a couple more minutes! I have to get my hair and make up right!"
"Okay, just don't take to long, you might die in there." I laughed walking back into my room. I felt like I wasn't alone but I shrugged the feeling off, I mean seriously I live in a three floor apartment building of course I wouldn't be alone. I rolled my eyes. I'm such an idiot sometimes. I went and sat on my bed waiting for my friend to come out. Boy she's taking a while, maybe I should check my makeup to. I sat up on my bed getting the red marker that I had used for the homunculus tattoo and went back over it. By the time I was finished I felt someone hovering over my shoulder. I also noticed that part of my bed was sinking in as if towards something other then me on the bed. I stood up abruptly and turned around. What the hell? I rubbed my eyes. I must be seeing things! I rubbed them again, nope he was definitely there. Right on my bed staring at me. It was Envy. How the hell did he get there?! I was completely surprised. I noticed that he had moved on to staring at the picture of him on the wall.
"Uhhhhhhh... Hi?" I said, it sounded like a question instead of a statement. I must be going insane! I thought.
He turned and looked at me. "That's quite a bit of skill you got there. Where did you learn to look like that?" He asked curiously, I could tell he was flattering himself in his head, comparing me to him. I thought about it, maybe I should just show him the pictures I found on the internet. But he'd probably be even more confused by what the internet is and what device I was using anyway.
I just shrugged my shoulders.

"I found a picture of it and decided the outfit looked nice so I dressed up in it." I said. It was the most simple and straight forward answer that I could come up with. He nodded.
"You look a lot like me, I never thought that people would finally get a decent fashion sense." I face palmed. I normally don't dress like this. Of course of all days Envy picked he had to come when I was dressed like him...maybe I should show him pictures of EdxEnvy...nah I'm to nice.
"I don't normally dress like this, it's usually just a spontaneous thing me and my friend do. She's going as Ed and I'm obviously going as Envy or you." I said. Nice going, like that made it sound any better you idiot! Iberated myself.
"How the hell do you know me?" The way be said that was in an eerie calm tone of voice and I knew what it meant. It meant that 'if you don't give me a satisfactory answer then your dead'. Luckily at that moment my friend walked in.
"WHAT THE HELL?" She shrieked snapping me out of thought."I MUST BE SEEING FUCKIN DOUBLE, WHO IS THAT!" She said gesturing wildly to Envy who was sitting on my bed, staring at us in confusion.
"Who does it look like pipsqueak, it's Envy he's not exactly as small as you." I said teasing her. She got the fact that I was still acting like Envy so she decided to act like Ed. She could pull it off pretty well considering that she looked almost exactly like him except looked a bit more feminine. She glared at me.
" .NOT. THATS SO SMALL THAT YOU CANT SEE ME UNDER A MICROSCOPE!" She screeched, and I could tell that she somewhat meant it.
I sighed and shook my head in embarrassment I was extremely tempted to face palm. No one said that! I thought. Sometimes she is just like Ed, just in the wrong universe. I heard Envy mumble something. I turned towards him.
"What was that?" I asked.
He glared at me."I said that there is apparently one version of that fullmetal pipsqueak everywhere! I mean seriously! She even looks like him!" I rolled my eyes.
"That's kinda the point palm tree." Both my friend and I said at the same time. He was pissed now.
"I AM NOT A PALM TREE PATHETIC HUMANS!" He yelled at us. We both glared at him taking out hard cover books that were as thick as Harry potter and the deathly hollows book.
"What did you call us?" We said in unison raising our books.
"I said that you're..." He was cut off as we slammed both the books on his head with high velocity. We were both ticked off.
"I think I just died" Envy groaned. We both started to chuckle evilly.
"That's what you get for messing with us. We aren't like those pathetic girls from your place" we were grinning now. Then we both stared at each other then laughed. Envy mumbled again and turned to stare at us.

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