This Story-takes place in an alternate timeline combining aspects of the Sabrina TV series from ABC and the post TV series Sabrina comics. As of this writing Sabrina is 6 months from her 17th birthday.
Salem watched Zelda and Hilda open the letter that had popped up from the toaster over a week ago. One would expect it to have been near the toaster and not under a litter box between the a old issue of "Cat Fancy"
"This isn't good", Zelda looked concerned. Hilda nodded and looked at Salem. The Black cat tried to feign innocence. "How long have you been hiding this?", she asked. "Well, I saw it was from the "Witch Auditing Society" and I thought it had to do with my gambling debts". "You're lucky if I don't put you down as collateral in an other-realm poker game ", she growled in return. "Hil, calm down screaming at Salem won't solve the problem. We need to warn Sabrina", Zelda always the voice of reason tried to calm her sister. "Warn me about what", Sabrina had just came down for school and looked to see the three most important people in her life looking at her as if she had a terminal disease. "YOU'RE DOOMED", moaned the cat. "doooooomed!"
"She's not doomed", Zelda looked at Salem with a stern glance. Sabrina was used to doom saying of all manner since she discovered she was a witch. It seems sometimes that being magical wasn't worth it. With all the rules and pun based laws of other-reality she had a hard time keeping track even though she had just received her magic license.
"Ok, What's going on" Sabrina leaned on the table waiting for one of her Aunts to speak. Hilda looked at Zelda and Zelda took a deep breath, this would be difficult but every second counted. "Remember when we told you should use your magic responsibly ?" she said. "Is this about the dress I zapped up?" Sabrina rolled her eyes. "I zapped it right back after the dance" "No dear this is far more serious than that", Zelda looked to her sister for support. Hilda thought back to what she remember reading about the situation or hearing about it from her mother before speaking. "You see a Witch in the mortal realm effects the balance of positive and negative energy with there magic", she looked at her niece with an uncommonly serious glance, "Normally a witch does enough good and enough not so good to maintain a balance" "So what does that have to do with me?" Sabrina Salem leaped to the floor from the counter then to the to the table next to the blond teenager. "Well, usually some brilliant person would step up and balance the energies like I did unsuspectingly with my bid for world domination:" The cat looked as if he was thinking found memories. "But it seems that you have unbalanced the negative quotient dear", Zelda spoke up taking her nieces hand to comfort her. "Ok and that means what. Hurry up I have to get to class n time or Mr. Kraft will have my head". The rushed Teenager threw her back pack over one shoulder. "Simply, You've been too good and The Witch Auditors have deiced to send you a morality check.", Hilda
Taking the check from Hilda Sabrina read it, To Sabrina Spellman. 1 million wicked spells to be added to your account as of October first 12 noon. "That's today?!" Sabrina was almost livid. "We know and we're sorry dear", Zelda minded started to think of ways out of the situations but knew of only one. Sabrina sat at the kitchen table placing her backpack in her lap. "So what exactly does this mean?" she was hoping for the best but knew that with most things magical the worse was more likely. Hilda pointed at the air and in a puff of smoke a dry erase board appeared with a crudely drawn Sabrina outline. "This is your current wickedness, almost no existent", she placed a small green line at the foot level with a marker. Thanks to the morality check, She touched the outline and it filled witch green ink then the ink spilled over and filled the board and then started to drip on the floor before vanishing. "So I'm going to turn evil!" the teenager looked at her aunts. "Well..yes, but only until you spends up the spells in your morality check", Zelda tried to smile as she spoke. Hilda playfully elbowed her sister in the side, "Look at it this way, 1 million spells to do whatever you want, the Witches council couldn't touch you even if you blew up France of Jupiter". "Luckily I don't have that kind of power", Sabrina sighed. Salem laughed as if he knew a secret, "Can I tell her", he asked the elder witches. "Go ahead", Zelda was trying to hold back tears. "Well the spells you getting are premium, we're talking council level zappage kido"
"Oh great, not only am I turning evil but I'm getting a magical boost too to make me a menace to this realm and the next too" Sabrina stood throwing her hand up, "So can't I just not use the spells?" "Sorry, but once the morality check is cashed your days as our favorite good little witch are over", Hilda smirked, "And before that happened I won't you to remember who's your favorite Aunt." Zelda eyes narrowed as she watched Hilda brush invisible dust off Sabrina's shoulder. "Yes Mistress, I'm your humble Servant", The cat leaped to the ground and started the lick the teens feet. Sabrina placed her bag back on her shoulder, "Well I'm off to school and I refuse to turn evil morality check or not" Heading towards the door she swung it open and headed out towards school. "So what are we going to do", Hilda looked at Zelda. "I'm going to the Witch Auditor's Society office and see if we can get that check canceled.", Zelda headed up stairs. "I'll talk to the witches council", Hilda Followed. "And I'll make my new mistresses room ready", Salem followed.
"Hello Weirdo" Libby walked past Sabrina with a gaggle of cheerleaders almost knocking her into the lockers. Sabrina was about to giver her a snappy comeback but resisted. "Think good thoughts she said", looking at the clock that had just struck 10. "Sabrina what's wrong", Harvey walked up and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "I think I may be coming down with something", she said looking worried "Well you look fine to me", he looked at her noticing the dark eye liner, "The eye liner works on you" "Thanks", she said before realizing what he said, "Eye liner!", closing her locker she ran off to the nearest restroom and looked at her face. Tasteful dark eyeliner was now placed on her face and her once flower print shirt was now black. "Eyeliner, black shirt" a look of shock "I'm going to the darkside she said" "But the black is kinda nice", she thought before catching herself. "Good thoughts", she called out before racing to class.
Hilda looked at the Council head of accounting", 1 million, that's impossible, no ones ever gotten that many Ms. Spellman" "But that's what it said", Hilda looked close to panic. The man gestured and a thin manila file folder appeared in his hand. "Lets look at your Licensee files. Opening it he thumbed through a few papers before looking at one in horror, "Not good " "What", said the blond witch "Seems that auditing had made a mistake it was 10 wicked spells. Not 1 million. I mean the most ever given out was 56. 1 million that would bankrupt the wicked magic quotient." The man closed the file. "That's good right?" said Hilda. "No that's bad, all the wicked energy will be shunted into your niece she'll become unstoppable" The Man came to his feet. "She'll explode and take half of this and the mortal realm with her. "So what are you going to do?, The Witch looked on even more worried,
"Do? I'll report it to the council and recommend your niece be destroyed before the morality check goes through" "What?", Hilda gestured and the man froze, "I don't think so, there has to be another way". Quickly she left the room heading towards the auditors office on the other side of the realm.
Zelda stood in line as was startled by Hilda's appearance. 'Any luck" she asked her sister. Zelda shook her head, "No I've been in line almost three hours Sabrina's is running out of time." "You have no idea, I had to stop the Council bean counter from calling for her head and if that's not bad enough she could explode", Hilda saw the line move forward and pushed her sister closer to the counter.
Back at school Sabrina sat in chemistry looking at the clock, it was only a few minutes to noon and lunch. Her hair fingernails were now painted blood red and she found herself busy admiring it. "Sabrina are you listening", said the teacher? "Busy mortal", she hissed catching herself before she said more "What?", said the teacher "ahhhh Benny Morris, 16th century Chemist, bet you never heard of him but he was the originator of what you were talking about" "I see, well maybe you should tell us more about Morris Ms. Spellman" Sabrina listened and was about to make up something when she noticed her sneakers turn into black stiletto heeled boots . "I wish I could but I think the breakfast taco just caught up with me", Sabrina spring to her feet and half walk half stumble to the door as everyone watched amused and dumbfounded . Quickly she headed towards the restroom again finding with each stride her awkward stride became more steady. "Think good thoughts", she said to herself as she stood in front of the mirror. Now her tight black shirt matched her long black pleated dress and black buckled stiletto boots. "Bunnies, Christmas, Family, Harvey, chocolate, lots of chocolate, " out of reflex she gestured and a trail of light from her finger formed into a chocolate shake with all the trimmings. "mmmm, sinful", she hissed tacking a sip. "Not sinful!" she said making the shake vanish in a panic. Sabrina reached to pick up her back pack but found it was now a black hand bag. Opening it up she saw it was full of various sundries including car keys, a cigarette case, cigarette holder and lighter. "I'm a smoker she said in shock and disgust", opening the cigarette case.
RIIIING, the noon bell went off causing Sabrina to jump, "Hmmm, I don't feel evil" she said placing the cigarette into the holder. With a smile she placed the holder in her mouth and light the cigarette., "Not evil at all" Libby walked in and her eyes went wide as she saw a slightly taller, more confident black garbed Sabrina smoking in the bathroom. "Spellman you've finally lost it, wait till I tell Mr. Kraft", Libby was feeling triumphant and her cronies nodded in agreement. "No I think you've lost it Libby", Sabrina strutted up to her enemy taking a drag and blowing it in the girls face Libby coughed her face then looked on as if she had no idea what to do. "Do you know what I could do to you silly girl?" Sabrina smiled. "What?", Libby gained her composure. The blond witch placed a finger to her chin in thought. Libby had tormented her for years. Now it was time for her to pay. "This for starts", Sabrina pointed at Libby hitting her with a swirl of magic, instantly Libby and her friends shrunk and changed into cockroaches. Sabrina walked over to the creatures looking down at them "You always bugged me Libby, so It's about time I bugged you", laughed the girl. Crunch, Sabrina crushed one of the bugs under foot smiling. "I wonder if that's you Libby" "Or are you this one", another one was crushed under foot.
Hilda and Zelda sat on the couch. "Well maybe it won't be that bad", Hilda picked nervously at her sleeve cuffs. "I mean how bad could Sabrina get?" Zelda looked at her sister about to continue when Salem came down from the stairs. "Do we have any bath Salts, Mistress Sabrina will demand it", said the cat. Hilda looked at the former Warlock, "I don't think Sabrina at her worse will sink that low" "Well it's better to be ready for the omnipotent Evil Teenager than to be sorry", Salem rushed up stairs.
Sabrina walked down the hall cigarette holder in gritted teeth. She looked at the mortals and the shock in their eyes, it made her feel good. "Sabrina where have you been", said her best friend walking slowly towards her. "In the dark", answered the Witch, "Now I'm in the spotlight". The girl looked at her formally less than flamboyant friend. "Smoking in school, dressing like ah I don't know what, are you going through a phase", Valerie looked her friend over. "Hmmm, and to think you were my best friend", Sabrina voice should amusement. "Was ?", Valerie looked shocked. "Yes was, I don't know why I wanted a mousy little thing like you for a friend" "I'm not mousy, just pleasantly quirky", Valerie found it hard to look Sabrina in the eye. "Don't worry, I think I can fix you", The with pointed "Magic and Mischief, with this wish, turn this sweet little mortal into a wicked witch", in a puff of Smoke Valerie Vanished and a second later reappeared dressed in a black mini dress with gloves, her wavy dark hair now crimson red. "You're a witch?", Valerie looked at her friend. "Score one for the former mortal", Sabrina "And Now I'm one too?, she looked at her finger pointed at a student and sent him on a one way trip to the south pole. "Bingo", laughed the blond. Valerie gestured returning the boy she zapped back to the school hall shivering and covered in a light frost. "That was fun, now I think I want to blow up Libby". "To late I think I gotten rid of her but we can check", Sabrina gestured and in the bathroom Libby reformed from a cockroach hidden behind the toilet. She then vanished and reappeared in front of the two witches. "I guess not", Sabrina looked at her friend. "What are you freaks doing!", Libby looked about the hall had cleared out. Sabrina open use of magic had left those who've been watching panicked and even more so when they found all the doors and windows leading to the outside sealed.
"We're about to have some fun Mortal girl" laughed Valerie zapping Libby causing her to be tied to a giant stick of dynamite. "A Might messy don't you think?" asked Sabrina "True", Valerie snapped her finger making the dynamite vanish. Sabrina thought for a second and realize that the real fun was making Libby suffer and that meant one thing making her a freak, "Head of a goat, arms of a fish, body of a snake, legs of rat is my wish. For all the suffering you caused to the meek, Libby will be forever a freak". ZAP Libby bodies liquefied and reformed into a goat headed creature that tried to run away but it's body found movement difficult. "Help me" it bayed Sabrina laughed and snapped her fingers sealing the creature in a cage with a mirrored sealing and floor so Libby could enjoy her new firm. "That's disgusting", Valerie chuckled. "What's disgusting?", Mr. Kraft had walked up behind the two witches following the commotion. Sabrina turned and looked at her Vice Principle. "Oh it's just you Willard". Willard? Young lady that remark just turned you 2 days detention. Valerie tapped Mr. Kraft's Chest, "Oh we're so afraid, four eyes." "Valerie that's no way to talk to Vice President Willie", quipped Sabrina watching the man's face turn red with anger. Mr. Kraft took a deep breath trying to maintain your calm. "Is that cigarette smoke I smell young lady?" Sabrina looked at her almost burnt down white cigarette and took it out of the holder and extinguished it under foot . "Hmmm, I guess so, score one for dullard Willard" she remarked hands on hips. "Can I blow him up Brina?" Valerie seems almost ecstatic, please?"
Sabrina looked at her friend, "Maybe later but for now I think I'll show Mr. Kraft the real dangers of smoking", the blond ppointed at the man reducing him to swirling blue energy that flew into the holder and formed a cigarette. "WICKED COOL!" cried out the red head "I'm just warming up", Sabrina lit her cigarette and took a drag.
At the Spellman house Hilda looked at her Crystal ball she had plugged into a wall socket a few minutes ago. They watched Sabrina and Valerie with looks of horror. "Not even Willard deserved that", Hilda looked at Zelda. "No one does, it's like Sabrina moral poles have shifted totally." The wiser blond looked as if she was in thought. "Anything cooking in your noodle sis?", Hilda "Maybe, I think now that Sabrina had given Valerie powers they are both pulling spells from that reality check." Zelda looked at her sister. "So?" "So, that means that the spells will be depleted faster" Hilda managed a smile, al be it a sarcastic one, "Oh great instead of a millennia under the thumb of Evil Sabrina we'll have a few centuries under the thumb of Sabrina and Valerie. Zelda stood with purpose, "What we need is a way to make them spend more spells that's the worlds only hope. "And ours, remember she lives here", added Hilda. Zelda, "We're going to need help, someone who knows evil" Hilda. "hmmm, Salem?" Zelda scoffed, "Salem failed at evil, we need an expert" Suddenly both witches looked at each other and spoke. "Aunt Irma!"
End part 1