Interview with Advent Children's Cloud Strife
Disclaimer: I do not own advent children or Cloud Strife. I wish I had Cloud but sadly no.
Me: Cloud! Hey Cloud can I get an interview?
Cloud: Sure.
Me: Can I hold your buster sword?
Cloud: Fine.
Me: Wow! This is heavy. How can you use it one-handed?
Cloud: It took about 3 months training.
Me: So what's it like working with all the people like Tifa and Vincent?
Cloud: Vincent and I get along fine. I admit I was nervous about working with a vampire, but he turned out pretty cool.
Me: What about Tifa?
Cloud: ……
Me: Well?
Cloud: OKAY I KILLED HER! ARE YOU HAPPY! Dang I shouldn't have said that.
Me: I won't tell anyone…….but you have to go on a date with me.
Cloud: Fine.
Me: I never liked her any way.
Cloud: She needs to put more clothes on.
Me: I was always a Yuffie fan.
Cloud: If I had the choice I'd date her over Tifa and Aerith.
Me: But you're dating me!
Cloud: I…um….mean if I HAD to.
Me: Any real hatred between Sephiroth and you
Cloud: Not really. Off set we get we're like brothers.
Me: Well I've read a lot of fanfictions where you and Sephiroth are REALLY good friends if you know what I mean.
Cloud: ONE TIME OK! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LET IT GO! Just kidding. Those people are sick and need to have there faces ripped off. I am NOT gay.
Me: What if you were?
Cloud: Still no.
Me: REALLY glad your not. I would die if you were. All that time gone.
Cloud: What do you mean by that?
Me: Whoops guess that slipped. Well guess you know I stalk you now.
Cloud: You STALK me!
Me: Yep.
Cloud: Don't you have a hobby?
Me: Yeah, stalking you.
Cloud: Fangirl.
Me: Speaking of which, how do you deal with fangirls?
Cloud: I chop there heads off.
Me: Ummmmm...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...is that what happened to Tifa?
Cloud: Yes and if you ever speak of that again I'll kill you in your sleep.
Me: Well the question all the fangirls are asking is; how do you get your hair so perfect?
Cloud: Comes natural.
Me:Can I have some ofyour hair?
Cloud: NO!
Me: Please.
Cloud: NO!
Me: Fine!
Cloud: Can we just get back to the interview?
Me: Oh yeah.What was your favorite scene to shoot?
Cloud: The scene at Kadaj's base where Yazoo, Loz, and I get into a huge sword fight.
Me: My sister likes the little kid woobly part.
Cloud: Little kid woobly part?
Me: Your so cute when you say woobly. But its the part where Kadaj is calling for the kids.
Cloud: Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Me: Who do you get along best with?
Cloud: Vincent. We act like normal people off set.
Me: Normal people scare me.
Cloud: You definately aren't normal.
Me: Do you mean that in a good way?
Cloud: No.
Me: Why are you so mean?
Cloud: Why do you stalk me?
Me: Because your hot.
Cloud: You have a one tracked mind.
Me: That's what all my friends say.
Cloud: YOU have friends?
Me: Imaginary ones.
Cloud: I'm not going to ask so can we just get back to the interview?
Me: What size are your boxers?
Cloud: WHOA THAT IS WAY TO PERSONAL!
Me: Please.
Cloud: Wait howdo you know I where boxers?
Me:My hobby.
Cloud: CAN'T I EVEN GET DRESSED WITHOUT YOU WATCHING?
Me: Nope.
Cloud: Do you watch me shower? Wait! I don't want to know.
Me: Will you take your shirt off?
Cloud: NO!
Me: Oh come on! Please.
Cloud: What kind of reporter are you?
Me: Reporter? I'm not a reporter.
Cloud: Expect a call from my lawyer.
Me: Expect a visit from the police.
Cloud: Fine, but no date.
Me: Dang.