Disclaimer: No, I don't own blink182, or Pirates Of the Caribbean. Stop asking.
Song: Wendy Clear
Band: Blink182
Comments: Just a little parody of one of my favorite songs, Its kind of an explanation to myself for why I'm not even more attracted to Will.
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Let's commandeer a ship today
Forget your job for just one day.
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
It might "improper" to say,
But You should really learn to use first names!
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
(chorus)
Will, you're the hottest in the world,
But only bad boys get the girls.
Turn pirate, or you'll regret
Losing sweet Elizabeth,
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
Those Pirates took that stupid gold
Only you can save their cursed souls.
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
Now your girl is with another guy,
She's 20, he's, like, 45! oh yeah,
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
(chorus)
Will, you're the hottest in the world,
But only bad boys get the girls.
Turn pirate, or you'll regret
Losing sweet Elizabeth,
I wish you didn't have to be so good
Are we, Movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on and on and on
Movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on and on and on
(chorus)
Will, you're the hottest in the world,
But only bad boys get the girls.
Turn pirate, or you'll regret
Losing sweet Elizabeth,
I wish you didn't have to be so good
I wish you didn't have to be so good
I wish you didn't have to be so good
I wish you didn't have to be so good.
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O_0... well, I thought it was funny.