Hihi! So this is a collection (I sure do a lot of collections... Too many?) of oneshots. The only guideline I'm giving myself is: Each is a different pairing. Any pairing. Every pairing I can think of. It should be interesting, yeah?

So, I already have the canon ones down, and some popular ones like Yukiru. The thing is (and this is where you come in, dear readers) my mind might not be creative or daring enough to come up with cah-razy ones that could be fun...

So if you have any ideas of pairing you like or would just like to see, just give me a shout in the reviews or wherever. 'Cause if you suggest it, I'll write it.

Sorry about the obnoxious A/N. Here's another obnoxious thing: Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket in any way, shape, or form.

The first story is my favorite pairing: KyoxTohru. It's just short and goofy, since I write a lot of Kyoru. Please enjoy!

Oh, and there's one spoiler for the end of the series.

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The day of School Defense Force second-in-command, Kakeru Manabe, began normally enough. He went to school, slept through his boring classes, and began his (important and thrilling) patrol route at lunch time with the loveable, but annoying, Kimi.

Of course, Kakeru was annoying, too, so they made a good team.

The halls were almost completely empty; most of the students were in the cafeteria eating. Everything was peaceful, quiet, and as it should have been, until...

A disturbance.

Kakeru and Kimi stopped at the sound of voices around the corner in front of them, both eager to eavesdrop. Knowing secrets of the other students was, of course, one of the perks of patrolling.

"Are we allowed to be up here?" It was a worried girl's voice.

An unconcerned boy answered her. "I dunno... Probably."

There was a silence in which Kakeru imagined the pair was making out... Or something. Why else be in a deserted hallway? He couldn't think of a reason.

"Why are we hiding?" The girl again.

"We're not really hiding... We just left without telling your friends where we were going."

"Oh... Why?"

"Because this is the only time we're gonna get to be alone together. Here it's your friends, at home it's Shigure who won't leave us alone, because he's convinced I'll 'deflower' you or some crap like that."

It dawned on Kakeru who was around the corner. He tapped Kimi on the shoulder and mouthed, It's Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda.

She cocked her head to the side and mouthed, What?

"It's Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda," he whispered.

It made sense. Ever since Tohru had gotten out of the hospital, the two had been spending every waking second together, and were clingier than ever. Kyo had really loosened up, which made everyone's lives easier, but there was a downside.

Kyo and Tohru were so affectionate and lovey-dovey that they made anyone in the vicinity sick. They acted so adorable that no one could stand it.

God only knew what they were like alone.

"Oh!" Kimi nodded, although she didn't bother to use her spying-on-lovebirds voice.

Kakeru shushed her just as Tohru's voice could be heard again.

"Did you hear that?"

"It was probably just someone coming down the hall."

"But I didn't hear footsteps..." Tohru's voice became hushed and alarmed. "Wh-What if it's a ghost?"

"A ghost? Really?" It sounded like Kyo was having a hard time stifling laughter. "You're afraid of the weirdest things."

"But... What if..."

"Shh. Here, open your mouth."

There was silence and then a giggle. Kakeru and Kimi exchanged wide-eyed glances, both of their minds flashing to naughty things.

"Do you want some more?"

"Mm-hm."

What the hell was going on in there?!

"Okay. Take it."

Silence. Laughter.

Then a high-pitched: "Give it to me!"

"Woaaaah... Time to intervene," Kakeru whispered.

Kimi stifled a giggle and nodded. "This is so scandalous!"

They rounded the corner and stopped. The scene was both disappointing and, well, more realistic than anything the dirty minds of Kakeru and Kimi had come up with.

Kyo and Tohru were sitting on the floor. One of Kyo's arms was around Tohru's shoulders and the other was above his head, holding something out of her reach. Tohru was straining to grab it, and they were both laughing.

After a few more seconds of this, Kyo planted a chaste kiss on Tohru's lips and, while her face reddend, popped whatever he had in his hand into her mouth.

An opened chocolate bar sat in front of the two.

Kakeru and Kimi retreated back around the corner before the couple stopped focusing on each other and noticed them.

"Do you want a piece, Kyo-kun?"

"Nah, I don't like sweet things."

"Really?"

"Well, except for you."

Kakeru clutched at his stomach. "I think I'm gonna be sick."

Kimi yawned. "I'm bored now. Let's go somewhere else."

Kakeru nodded and they began to walk back the way they came, patrolling duty forgotten.