Disclaimer: I am just a 25 year old former transmission mechanic with COPD and a spinal injury, suffice to say i own nothing of any value but a 1995 Camaro, a PS4, and a MSI laptop. Ergo, Doctor Who nor the rights to 'Sympathy for the Devil' are mine.
This takes place during the Season 6 episode 'The Doctor's Wife', right before Idris/TARDIS makes the TARDIS whooshing sound. For ease of writing I shall henceforth refer to her as Idris.
"In here, they put me in here. Oh what do they call me?" Idris wondered for a second before a thought occurred to her. "I've got a way to solve this!"
"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a gal of wealth and taste
I've been around for many long, long years
Stole Thirteen Doctors' soul and faith
And I was 'round when the War Doctor
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that the Bad Wolf
Washed her hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Arcadia
When I saw it was a time for a change
Saw you kill the Daleks and the Time Lords
They all screamed in vain
I rode through tanks
And held a madman within
When the Dalek's blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for 40 decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Lord President?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a gal of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for Cybermen
Who get killed before they reached Canary Wharf
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game"
The Doctor looked at the mad woman in the cage in shock as she spoke, curious whether he'd finally gone mad. "Did you really just parody the Rolling Stones just to tell me your the TARDIS?"
Cocking her head to the side, Idris looked at him, smiled and said, "Well I've been around you for the last millennia, even I couldn't avoid picking up your madness after all that!"
AN: This was just a crazy idea I had when rewatching the show, a simple one shot that I made for my own amusement.