This is my first Fanfic so I hope you like it. And I hope you find it weird or funny because that's how its supposed to turn out!

Ok I had the weirdest experience of my life 20 minutes ago.

You see I was in my living room eating waffles, drinking orange juice. And watching the waffle song on YouTube when all of a sudden… BOOM!

In the middle of the living room is Michel Jackson holding a gun to Miley Cyrus's head! ( ) And guess who was standing behind Michel? THE COOKIE MONSTER!

I was all like "No way! Michel Jackson is holding a gun to Miley Cyrus's head with Cookie Monster!"

Then Michel started doing the dance to Thriller when the door bell rang.

Damn. It was another FedEx dude. I was hoping it was my wrinkly old aunt Trisha who always carries a baseball bat because Michel was really starting to freak me out.

The FedEx dude held out a small dog cage with a blanket over it gave it to me and left.

"I didn't want a dog this year Santa!" I cried out. "I wanted an itouch…."

Well I lifted the blanket off the cage and found THE POWER PUFF GIRLS in the cage!

They blasted there way out of the cage and ate my mother!

I was all like "MOMMY! BRING ME MORE WAFFLES!"

And then the little girls decided to eat Miley, Michel, and Cookie Monster to.

Soon crashing through the window came Mojo JoJo. And all of a sudden for no reason….. he exploded. There was JoJo guts all over the wall and I couldn't get them off my ceiling fan!

So I got really pissed off and yelled at Blossom to clean it or I will kill her sisters. When she didn't believe me that's when I went into my kitchen, got a really sharp knife. As I put it against Bubbles throat Blossom started freaking out and within five minutes all of the blood and guts were off my ceiling and walls. Which made me very happy. But out of the since of boredom I decided to kill them all anyways. Starting with Bubbles since she was closest. Ending with Blossom because I wanted her to watch her sisters die painfully.

Will this go on a criminal record?

Because my neighbors are cops. Maybe I'll get on TV! Snapped or criminal minds would be cool. Or CSI! Wait. Would I go to regular jail here in Wonderland or where ever the hell I am. Or would I go to Jail in The City of Town's Ville? If I am how will I get there? Where is it? 3rd star to the left and I keep on going?

Well if so I should at least dispose of the body's. "Fluffy!" I called out to my small husky.

Some how, this large three headed vicious looking dog came bounding into my room. "Cool." I said. Wait… If I can get Fluffy…. I wonder…. "Harry!" I screamed hoping that it would work.

All of a sudden Harry Potter came flying into my room.

"Yay! It worked!" I shouted with glee.

Apparently Fluffy was hungry because right as Harry was about to land… Fluffy ate him. "This is so awesome!" I said excited.

Fluffy looking for an after snack turned toward me and….

I awoke with a shock. And my face in a bunch of waffles.

"What the hell?"