A/N: Hello! I know what you're thinking: There she goes again! Dosen't she know her first two stories were a complete train wreck? Well, the answer's NO! So, here's my attempt to do something good! Hope you love it!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Sonic charcters nor the script of Romeo and Juliet.

Dawn of the First Scene: Verona; Mantua

E-123 Omega entered, stage right. It was finally time for the featured presentation!

"Two households, both alike in dignity. In fair Verona, where we lay our scene." Omega began, "From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes a pair of star-crossed lovers take their life; whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their death bury-" He suddenly found himself cut off by two hedgehogs squealing something along the lines of, "That's us!" from off-stage.

"A-hem," Omega called.

"Sorry!" They both yelled at the same time.

"Anyway," Omega began once more, "Death bury their parents strife. The fearful passage of their death-marked love, and the continuance of their parents' rage. Which, but their children's end, naught could remove. Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; the which of you with patient ears attend, what here shall miss, our toll must strive to mend." Omega paused. "Since it clearly says in the script that I comment on this play, I must say that it was a real pain in the-"

"We're not mad-libbing Omega!" Blaze irritably cut off Omega from a spot unknown.

"Whatever!" He yelled back, exiting stage left.

Manic and Metal Sonic then entered on either side of the stage, swords of the Capulet house drawn.

"Gregory, on my word, we will not carry coals!" Manic hollered.

"No, for then we should be colliers!" Metal Sonic responded.

"I mean, ... oh-umm... oh! And we be in choler, we'll draw!" Manic stuttered.

"Ay, while you live, draw your neck out of collar!" Metal Sonic recited perfectly.

"I strike quickly, being moved- whatever that means." Manic retorted.

"But art thou not quickly moved to strike." Metal Sonic stated, ignoring what Manic added.

"A cat of the house of Montague moves me!" Manic exclaimed.

"To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand. Therefore, if thou art moved, thou run'st away."

"A wolf of that house shall move me to stand! I will take the wall of any man or maid of montague's."

"That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest go to the wall."

"'Tis true; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall. Therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall and thrust his maids to the wall."

Some feminine shouts arose from the audience.

"The quarrel is between our masters and their men."

"'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be civil with the maids- I will cut off their- that's not civil at all! I will cut off their heads.

"The heads of the maids?"

The feminine shouts grew louder.

"Ay, the heads of the maids or their maiden-heads. Take it in what sense thou wilt."

A couple people in the audience went silent, a couple of those minority failing to suppress giggles.

"They must take it in what sense that feel it."

"Me they feel while I am able to stand; and 'tis known I am a pretty dang good lookin' piece of flesh!"

The horribly-hidden giggles became slightly more horribly hidden as a few of the silent members started either shifting uncomfortably or shaking their heads.

"'Tis thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou-" Metal Sonic got cut off.

"Who ever said anyting about fish? I-" Manic got cut off.

"Let's have a brief intermission, so that some people can learn their lines!" Blaze shouted from her location.

The lights on stage went out, and yelling could clearly be heard from off-stage.

A/N: First off, do not read the modern English version of this, otherwise I'll have to rate this M. I'm serious. This is no joke. Oh, I know, now you're going to look up the modern English version of this because I told you not to! In that case, I would do the same; I don't blame you. Thanks to Misty Rius for helping me edit, you grammar nazi, and happy birthday to the birthdays around the world!

Please review, don't set fire to my story, AN STUP FLAMMIN YA PREPZ!1111 Have a good day!