Dear Journal, H E L P

by I'm-Just-Lacri

((Dispite what the title sounds like, its not a creepypasta.)) Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny begin freshman year, despite Cartman being in Germany. Kyle experiences unforgiving girls, a group that rises above the drama((which are TOTALLY not based off the Heathers. *insert nervous laugh here*.)) along with a crush on Stan, depression, and several mistakes. ((Rated T just in case))

The first day of Freshman year, aka highschool. My god, I'm fourteen already. I can't believe I'm in highschool. The last few steps to becoming an adult. I just hope that nothing has changed since middle school, it was a madhouse last year. Kenny moved out of his parent's house, and he brought Karen with him; Stan's parents split up, and he drank, even during school. Cartman was sent to a boot camp in Germany, which is no surprise to me. He met a girl there who's really nice, and get this shit! She's JEWISH! I wish I was there to see his fucking face when she told him! He seems pretty cool with it, but I KNOW Eric Theodore Cartman, and I know he's pissed about it.

But enough about that fatass. Let's talk about highschool.

First off, there's the Jocks. Stan's part of the football team, so he qualifies as one. But he's not like those assholes.

Exhibit A: John Durk. His first year of having a girlfriend and seventh year of slapping lunch trays out of people's hands and being a huge dick.

Exhibit B: Danny Mier.

The second smartest guy on the football team(with Stan being the first.) and in this case, being the second smartest guy means being the tallest midget.

I also heard that he's super jealous of Stan, he tried to punch him in the face and Stan fucking thrashed him!

Secondly; There's the geeks, which, unfortunately, I'm apart of.

They basicly ace all their test, watch anime, and know how to hack an administrator password on Windows 7.

They are hated by half the school, which is unfortunate for me once again.

Fortunately, their are people who rise above the jocks and are friends with geeks.

There's Melony, the recent replacement for Cartman. I'm her math tutor and she's my wingman. I've gone on more dates with girls because of her.

Then there's Leia, Georgia, and Martha.

They rise above the drama, the jocks, the geeks, and the dark underbelly of highschool.

But they're bitches. They harrass, fight, and get in trouble like anyone else. But they barely get punished for it. It seems unfair, but great at the same time. No punishments, no drama, no harrassment.

I'd give anything to be like them.

And I'd give anything if Stan was in love with me instead of Martha.

THERE. I SAID IT.

Okay, so maybe its a small crush on Stan, but I still like girls.

But tomorrow is when my life official begins.

And ends.

From,

Kyle Brofloski.