Snake stood in the Phantomhive manor. The only one with him him snakes. He stood there lonely doing nothing. He was bored very bored. He had no idea what to do. He just stood there silently. Emily was on him thinking of Yaoi. Emily was a Yaoi obsessed fangirl. All of a sudden Lady Elizabeth ran in screaming with a glass of champagne in her hand. She was very drunk.
"Oh yeah mother fucker" yelled Lizzie. Snake stared at Lizzie with an awkward look. Lizzie stared at Snake.
"Gets some bitch" screamed Lizzie! Snake shrugged and grabbed some champagne. He looked at it and took a drink. His eyes widened wide. He realized the greatness in the drink. He then went and gathered the rest of the champagne in the house. He drunk all of it and didn't regret it. He then ran into Ciel's office.
"KEATS" screamed Snake!
"Excuse me?" Asked Ciel.
"KEATS!" Screamed Snake. Snake then ran out of Ciel's office. He then started doing an epic dance. He did a handstand and stood on his head. He then spines around a bit.
"I am the cactus lord!" Said Snake. All of his snakes jumped off of him and started dancing again.
"KEATS!" Said Snake. He did more epic dances. Sebastian walked in and looked at him.
"What are you doing?" Asked Sebastian. Snake stared Sebastian deep in the eyes.
"Life" replied Snake.