Halloween Mistakes

"Ah, so this is Fuji-senpai's house?" Momo peered up at the two-storey house in front of him.

"What do you think? It's near Kikumaru-senpari's house-,"Kaidoh glanced at the gray house next to the light blue house they were currently standing in front of "-besides, it's Fuji-senpai's address."

"Ah?! What did you say, Mamushi?!" Momo growled.

"You heard me." Kaidoh turned away.

"Are you picking a fight?!"

"Of course! What are you, stupid? Wait, you are!"

"Grr!"

Behind the two rivals/friends Oishi tried to calm them down. The key word being tried. Ryoma went up and pressed the doorbell. After a few seconds, Yumiko opened the door. "Ah, Syuusuke's friends. He's getting the things ready. Come in."

Momo and Kaidoh immediately quieted upon earning Tezuka's "Shut Up or Run A Thousand Laps Around Seigaku" patented glare. Taka thanked Yumiko as Ryoma passed her without as much as a silent "Thank you." Inui was rapidly taking notes on how the inside of Seigaku's most sadistic person's house looked like.

"Syuusuke's room is the third room from the left banister. The door is sky blue. Ah, and Eiji-kun is inside with him. He's staying over for dinner." Yumiko said.

Seigaku trudged upstairs and found Fuji's room. They could hear... strange noises coming from inside.

-.-x-X-x-.-

"Aah! Fuji! That hurts!" came the unmistakable voice of the resident acrobat.

"Saa, Eiji, it's alright." Fuji's voice floated from behind the closed (but not necessarily locked door).

A few minutes passed then...

"Ow! Fuji, you pushed me off the bed!"

"Eiji, we can do it on the floor if you'd like."

"Eh? Why? The bed much softer!"

"Fine, Eiji. Come on."

By now Oishi was panicking. 'Aah!!! They're too young!!! What might happen? One of them might get... PREGNANT!!! AAAHHHH!!!!'

See what chaos it could cause?

"F-fuji! That really tickles!"

"Eiji, we could stop if you'd like."

"But I don't want to!"

"That's fine with me."

By now Oishi had made up his mind to bust in. Taka had fainted, Kaidoh was blushing profusely, Inui was scribbling away, Tezuka's eyebrow was twitching, Ryoma stared at the door, and Momo was already in the kitchen.

Oishi had the doorknob in his grasp. One... two... three!

The door swung on its hinges, revealing Eiji and Fuji on the bed holding a pillow in each hand. Eiji noticed the newcomers first.

"Oishi!!" Eiji glomped his doubles partner.

"E-eiji!"

Fuji came up, peeling Eiji from Oishi.

"Have all of you gotten your costumes ready?" Fuji asked, keeping a leash on the bouncy ball of energy that was Eiji. He received nods from everybody, except Ryoma and Tezuka, who grunted a "Yes."

-.-x-X-x-.-

When the Seigaku regulars had gone home, Fuji pulled Eiji on the couch with him.

"Ne, ne, Fuji. What prank do you think we should play on them tonight?"

"It's alright Eiji. I think we've already pranked them enough."

Fin

Eh, I've lost my plot bunnies for Unexpected Loss. I suspect it'll be out on Eiji's birthday, November 28. Yeah, so I had this idea in my head for some time now. Reviews are appreciated greatly!