Okay, so I just started writing this, and I hope you guys like it. I'm really sorry the first chapter is so short, but to make up for it I'm adding another chapter right away. I'm very happy with the first few chapters, so I promise I'll update a lot. I plan to make the story very witty and humorous, of course with romance and adventures. Like the fresh smell of summer. Fun and light.

I would really appreciate reviews and critiques! If you have any suggestions or ways to torment Jareth (or Sarah) let me know. I'll try to accommodate them. Check out my youtube page (on my profile) for videos on the couple and various other characters. Hope you enjoy!

Summary: When Sarah falls through the enchanted mirror that connects her to her Labyrinth friends Hoggle, Sir Didymus, and Ludo, she finds herself trapped in an oubliette on the outskirts of the Goblin Kingdom. The Goblin King, sensing a caller, finds himself face-to-face with his adversary. But in exchange for her freedom, he must have something in return.

This sounds a lot better than the summary. You'll find it to be light and witty (not dark at all). There will be lots of pranks and tricks on the Goblin King. After all, he is now subjected to Sarah's rules, but he will not play fair. Think of it as a chess game. Who will win and who will go home happy?

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or Labyrinth and I'm not getting money off the stories.


Ding Dong!

The ring came at 11:00 at night. Leave it to him to barge in at the ungodly hours of the night. Sarah gave a great sigh and heaved herself off the couch she had been reclining on. Apparently it hadn't been done fast enough. In a poof of glitter, the Goblin King himself stood by the door she had been about to open.

He stood there, proud arrogance on his face, open billowy shirt and tight leggings (which certainly didn't hide anything…), and hands positioned on his waist in an attempt at intimidation. Unfortunately all that was about to change. "Jareth you know the drill." His smirk faltered and an incredulous look passed over his face. "Surely you can't be serious?" Sarah gave him a look that clearly said 'Uh yeah, I'm dead serious.'

"But Sarahhhh…" he whined.

"No. Either you follow the rules or you leave. Pick from you're options Goblin King." Jareth flinched at her use of his title. He hated it when she called him that, but her tone left no room for argument. He blew out the rest of breath he was going to use for fighting and dragged his feet across the floor in a fit. He opened the closet and brought out the noisy machine that he despised. Sarah had taught him how to use it.

At first he thought it was amazing learning about the new mechanics of her world. All that had changed, of course, when she turned it on. The thing gave an almighty roar and shuddered to life in one of the most horrifying ways he had seen in his long years of life. The sound alone almost deafened his sensitive ears.

He plugged the noisy monster in and wheeled it over to the mass of glitter on her freshly cleaned white carpet. The vacuum sucked it up like magic. He almost laughed at how ironic it was. Ever since he met Sarah again it had been like that. He could not forget that meeting for the life of him. He remembered…