This fic is inspired by the horrific abomination of a fanfiction called 'My Immortal'. If you haven't read it, this is an example of the 44 chapters written: 'u fckin prepz, u all jst jaelous nd I cut ma writz cuse im goffic so go 2 hell!'. So don't read it. Just don't. Anyway, so I wrote this (and yes, all the horrifying spelling and grammar mistakes are on purpose) and dedicated it to all fanfic writers who write in plain English and not chatspeak.

Oh yeah, spoilers for like, ten episodes. Just saying.

Olivia walked inside and called, "Baby? It's me, Olivia. You here?" She took the laughter from the other room to mean that yes, Casey was home and finding something very amusing. "I called your office and they said you left early, so I- Case?"

Casey was currently reading something on her laptop, then she started laughing again and buried her face in a pillow so the neighbors didn't call 911 at the sound of her screams. When she could breathe, she gasped, "OMG, LMAO! This Mary Sue fic is the funnest thing 2 read! I love it!"

"Um... Casey? What's going on?"

Casey wiped the tears of laughter now streaming down her cheeks and choked out, "Livvy bear, pwease, youve gotta read this! ive fallin n luv wiht this fic! its da best eva! pretty pretty pwease!"

Olivia gasped when she recognized the combination of horrible grammar and spelling coming from Casey's mouth, then grabbed the laptop and scanned what she was reading before dropping the computer like it had scalded her and holding her hand over her eyes. "AH! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!"

No!" Casey screamed as she dived for the laptop and started reading it again. "No! i need my fanfic fix! i need it! dont take my fanfiction away!'

"Casey," Olivia demanded sharply, shaking her head. "I told you to stop reading fanfiction! This is what it gets you like!" With a sigh, she dropped to her knees next to Casey and started trying to pull the laptop away from her. "Casey, give me the laptop and no one gets hurt."

The ADA looked at her for a split second, then shouted, "The lack of spell check! The horrendous grammar! It's... it's... rotflol, Livvy bear, its soooo sad, u were rapped and now youre pregnant with triplets and elliots gonna marry u!"

Olivia nearly screamed at the horrible plot, then tackled her to the floor and shouted, "Casey, listen to me! The fanfiction world is not real! There is a world beyond those stupid writer's minds! Come back to it! Come back to the world of spelling and grammar! Come back to it, Casey!"

When Casey still didn't respond, Olivia decided she had two options- call up the squad to do an exorcism on Casey, to expel the Fanficiton Gods, or to make Casey come back to reality with a certain way only the brunette detective knew. The second option was much more fun.

So she started to kiss Casey, and every time the ADA started to talk in chatspeak, Olivia bit her on the shoulder, until Casey was moaning beneath her. 'oh god liv... oh, god, Liv... Liv... m- more! More!" Olivia drew back when Casey started talking like a human being again and smiled. Mission accomplished. Olivia moved away to allow Casey to sit up, still shaking her head in disappointment. "Liv?" she asked in confusion. "What happened?"

"You don't remember?" This wasn't the first time this had happened. Once it had gotten so bad that Olivia had had to drag the whole squad down to the ADA's apartment to attempt a five hour long exorcism, which had ended with Casey biting down on Elliot's shoulder and screaming something about Mary Sues. The squad had fled after that, leaving Olivia to deal with the hysterical ADA alone.

"I remember being in my office... there was a file on my desk and I didn't know what it was. I remember reading it..."

"Damn it! It must have been fanfiction..."

Casey stared at her in shock, then gasped as the memories flooded back to her. "Oh my god, Olivia- it wasn't fan... well, it was, but it wasn't-"

"Spit it out, woman!"

"It was about us! Everybody at SVU! Me, you, El, Munch, Fin, Cragen! People were writing stories about us! Oh my god, it was awful! They spelled Cragen's name wrong ten different ways, they called you 'Livvy-bear' and they called Fin 'Finn' every single time and they never typed out Elliot's name and god how can they misspell my name, it's Casey, C-A-S-E-Y! C-A-S-E for short, I mean, come on!"

"Calm down there, Case," Olivia said, patting her back and laughing quietly. "It's over now."

"And they had all these stupid nicknames- Stabensler and Cabenson and Benovak and Movak and Cragen was always your father and why the hell did you always fall in love with Alex Cabot? They keep treating me like some pathetic moron and they're always like 'and after Casey's attack, Olivia realized she loved Casey because she had loved Alex and never told her and now Alex was gone so she missed her so she decided to use Casey as-"

"Woah, Casey, breathe! Calm down, girl!"

Casey took deep breaths, struggling not to hyperventilate. When she could finally talk again, she forced herself to keep talking. "And every single 'Benovak' fic I read either featured the return of Richard White- I mean, what is up with that, he was only there for like five minutes and he's still in prison! Anyway, it was either that or your sexual assault coming back to haunt you, and there was an annoying obsession of people writing about Milan Zergin! I mean, really! Don't these people have lives?"

"Apparently not-"

"And- and- and I read this one fic-" she started sobbing, burying her head in her arms and shaking her head.

Olivia snaked an arm around her shoulder and asked quietly, "What'd you read, honey? What was it?"

"It was E- Elliot... and Arthur... Branch! It was Elliot and Arthur Branch! As a couple!" Olivia stared in horror, then started banging her head on the table and wondering if she could purchase mind bleach at any stores around here.

"Oh my god, no more, no more! No details, Casey, god no details!" Suddenly, she stopped hitting her head and looked back up at Casey. "Wait a minute- how do these people know about us? How did they... Casey, what was the url to that website?"

"/Law&OrderSVU. Why do you- oh no, Olivia, don't read it! You'll be trapped in the horrible world of fanfiction forever- doomed to a life of misspellings and grammar mistakes a three year old wouldn't make!"

"Just give me that damn laptop!" Casey threw herself onto the couch so she didn't get sucked back into the fanfiction as Olivia found the website and looked at the authors. "What the... Casey, look at this. Do any of these names sound familiar?"

Casey hesitantly looked at the website, then pulled her computer closer and hurriedly read the list of authors. "What the hell? How did they..."

"Hold that thought, baby, I've got an idea."

SVUSVUSVU

Fin was currently switching Olivia's Starbucks purchased coffee with Munch's toxic sludge when the detective strolled into the squad room, He dashed back to his desk and smiled at her innocently. "Hey, Olivia. What's up?"

'hi Finn! do u no where elliot is?'

Fin froze, staring at her in shock. No, Olivia didn't just speak in 'fanfic speak'... did she? "Olivia? Are you feeling all right?"

Just then, Elliot walked into the squad room, holding a huge stack of paperwork in his arms. Olivia threw herself at the detective, crashing into his arms and scattering the paper across the floor. "oh, el! ohmigod i was soooo scared! i cant beleive i let this happen!'

Elliot stared down at Olivia, who was now sobbing into his shirt. "Um... Liv? Are you okay?"

'no, elly! no, i was rapped! and im pregnant- WITH HIS TRIPLETS!'

Since no one had any idea what she was talking about and didn't want to know why she was talking like she was in a fanfiction, they were glad to divert their attention when Casey ran inside the squad room, disheveled and covered in bruises. Fin grabbed her by the shoulders, staring at her in shock and concern before gasping, "Casey, what happened? Are you all right?"

'its the return of milan zergin! he came into my office and beat me up! livvybear, i was so scared, hold me!' she screamed, then Munch and Cragen walked out of the latter's office to find out what all the fuss was about. When Casey saw Munch, she ran over and jumped at him, and since he was caught by surprise, he collapsed to the floor, with Casey on top of him. 'oh, munchy, i love you now! no one cares about livvy, shes cheating on me with alex! but youve gotta protect me! im soooooo ooooooo ooooo scared!'

Meanwhile, Olivia was sobbing, "-and it was richard white! but now ive gotta get clousure from my awful past by keeping the kids and raising them with you, elliot, cause ur god-like presence is alraedy healing me from this horrible ordeal!'

When Alex Cabot came to the squad room to deliver a message from the DA's office meant for Casey, she was tackled by Olivia, who shouted, 'ohmigod, alex, youre back from witness protection! OMG i luv u so much i cant beleive i never told u please never leave me again!'

'and you!' Casey shouted, jumping off the floor and running over to Fin. 'stop getting in the sack with melinda! we all know your real attraction is a man cause that's how the world works, and that man is...' Casey and Olivia both looked around for a suitable candidate, then, when they spotted him, they both screamed, 'GEORGE HUANG!' They dragged him over to Fin and directed them to kiss. 'now, as the rules dictate, passionetly kiss cause u realize youve always loved each other!'

'Crevan!' Casey shouted at Cragen. 'Crevan, come and give el and livvybear your blessing to date, even though theyre partners and should never be allowed to date, much less have sex on the captains desk!'

"Is it just me," Elliot breathed in Alex's ear, 'or are Casey and Olivia acting a little like a... fanfiction?"

"Oh my god, you're right!" she whispered back. "But why? They're the only two that don't know about the website... unless..."

'and u raelly dont... dont..." Casey collapsed to the floor, laughing so hard she was crying as she pounded her fists on the floor. Olivia fell down next to her, clutching her stomach, her laughter sounding rather like a hyena. "Oh my god!" Casey gasped, finally talking like a human being again. "God, this is perfect!"

"I know!"

Elliot sighed, passing a hand over his eyes. "Guys, I think we've just been duped."

"You're damn right you have!" Olivia gasped, struggling to her knees and pointing at them all. "'Sweet&Sensitive', 'FBI, Agent Munch,' 'Sexycop,' 'Da boss DC,' 'Ice Queen Cabot,' 'Your smexy M.E.,' and 'Adorable Asian psychologist'! You all have sick, sick minds!"

"You mean... this was all-"

"-an evil scheme to get you all to stop posting that shit on ? Yes!" Olivia finished triumphantly, giving Casey a celebratory high five. "When Casey here found your site online, the horrors she read were enough to get her possessed by the Fanfiction Gods. Again."

"But the- the bruises," Munch stammered in shock, still struggling to process what was going on.

"Makeup!" Casey exclaimed, splashing a bit of water on her face and grinning as her 'black eye' started to smear and drip.

"But you were... you were actually crying-" It was Elliot's turn to be amazed now, and he pointed at Olivia and stared between her and Casey, completely flabbergasted.

"Plain old water!" Olivia pulled a water bottle out of her pocket, then poured it all over Elliot's head. "THAT'S for always getting me pregnant and having the nerve to call me 'Livvy-bear!"

Casey stalked up to Munch, pulled out a bottle of nail polish, then let it all out onto Munch's head. "And THAT'S for actually having the nerve to have sex with me! You're older then my father, Munch! That's just disgusting!"

"Do you have punishments in store for each of us, or just them?" Cragen asked, crossing his arms in disapproval.

"Why yes, actually, we do. I was planning on smacking Alex with my briefcase for always stealing my 'Livvy' away from me when you return from that stupid witness protection thing-"

"And I was planning on bitch-slapping Cragen for allowing everybody to misspell his name and not giving a shit when Elliot and I had sex on his desk every other second-"

"And I-"

"Enough!" Cragen shouted, throwing up his hands in surrender. "All right, we get it! If we let you join, then will you not punish us anymore?"

"Join?" Casey screamed in terror. "JOIN? Why would I want to join that horrific website from hell? I couldn't stand just READING all that-"

"Hey Case, Case, listen-" Olivia exclaimed, grabbing her hand excitably. "Can you imagine the possibilities? We could write Benovak stories all day long, AND we could play grammar-nazi! We could fix all those ridiculous attempts Fin wrote at Benovak and make them hot! Come on, honey, just think about it- you're in court, it's been a long, boring day, so you pull out your legal pad and start writing a Benovak story! Wouldn't it be great, baby?"

She hesitated, considering this, then nodded. "All right. I'll do it. But I'll be watching all of you! And if you EVER assassinate my name and or character again, I will hunt you down!"

SVUSVUSVU

Olivia walked over to her desk and was about to sit down when she was assaulted by Elliot as he ran up to her and gasped, "Olivia, I will pay you any amount of money, really, I can go to an ATM right now, just please come over to my house- bring Casey too- because if you're anything like that fanfiction said I have to have sex with you and-"

"Woah, woah, woah, slow down a sec- what are you talking about?"

"The fanfiction that went up last night!" When Olivia still had no idea what he was talking about, he prompted, "You know... 'One smexy detective?' By 'Benovak shipper'?"

"Let me see that!" she demanded, hurrying over to his computer and reading the fanfiction.

After about ten seconds, she jumped up and ran out of the precinct, shouting, "CAAAASEEEEEY! I TOOOOOLD YOU, DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THE HANDCUFFS!"