Author's Note

I've been playing the song Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches on repeat for quite some time now since I've been thinking about how it's so cute and it somewhat fits the Spamano pairing. Teehee ;-D I've been trying to figure out how to do this for days now too, and here am I, trying to give justice to both the pairing and the song D: Anyways, hope you guys like this!

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Hetalia or the song Anyone Else But You since both belong to their respective owners :-D

Anyone Else But You

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Finally, the bell had sounded off signaling the end of yet another day in Gakuen Hetalia. And for our little Lovi, it's finally time to get home and away from the retards the said school was filled with.

Or so he thought until he heard a certain Spaniard, who was unmistakably Antonio, screaming his lungs out, trying to get his attention.

"What the hell do you want, tomato bastard?" Lovino says sourly in response to the Spaniard's hollering with some particular emphasis on the last word.

"Well, I just wanted to play with you, Lovi! Is there anything wrong with that?"

Lovino cringed at the term he used. Did the stupid Spanish bastard not know the ambiguity of his words? Honestly, it just sounded so lewd to normal people like him.

"You mean talk and hang out and all those sorts of things that friends do, right?"

"Yup! That's exactly what I meant by playing, my little tomato~"

Lovino twitched at the Spaniard's pet name. Honestly, he was a man now. And as a man, he did not play—he hung out with people. And he certainly wasn't anyone's little tomato.

"Bastardo! How many times have I told you to not call me your stupid little tomato? For one thing, I am not a tomato. And another thing—I'm not fucking little okay!"

"But you're smaller than me," Antonio pointed out with a stupid grin on his face.

"Shut up," Lovino said as he smacked the lock of his locker in an attempt to open it. "Fucking thing won't open."

"Lovi, you're supposed to be gentle with these locks! They're pretty fragile since they're kind of old…"

"Kind of? They're fucking ancient, Antonio! Open it for me, you bastard!" Lovino whined.

"Anything for my little Lovino," Antonio said as he opened the locker. For some reason, the locker liked him more. "There you go."

"So anyway, bastard, what did you want in the first place?" Lovino asked as he arranged the stuff in his locker, which was kind of useless since his locker was going to be an eternal mess.

"Well, you've heard about the talent show, right?"

"Go on…"

''I've thought about it a lot and, I'd want you to be my partner for it."

Lovino raised an eyebrow at the Spaniard.

"Are you fucking kidding me? Honestly, me, the very awesome and manly Lovino Vargas, performing in a talent show, with the likes of you?" Lovino replied and ended up laughing.

"I was serious about it, Lovi! I really need the cash prize," Antonio said with a more serious look on his face.

Lovino still didn't look convinced. Antonio sighed.

"Fine then; I guess I'll be performing with Ita-chan, or France, or whoever would be more willing."

"I never said no, you bastard! What the fuck did you want to do for this stupid show thing anyway?"

"Yaaay! Lovi said yes! Come over to my house tomorrow, and bring your guitar. I'll teach you the song we'll be singing," Antonio said. "Gracias Lovi! I'll really prepare you a really yummy tomato snack tomorrow."

"God, you make it sound like some sort of gay date."

Antonio hugged the smaller boy and waved him goodbye as he ran off to his house, completely ecstatic and psyched about the whole talent show endeavor.

Meanwhile, Lovino was starting to regret that he had agreed to this thing but oh well, he thought. He couldn't exactly back out now, could he?

Another Note

Teeheeheehee ;-D This will be a very short fic, probably a two-shot or something. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the first part of this. Next part will probably be the talent show itself since this is just some sort of mini fanfic that I don't plan to work on for a long time.

Also, I can't believe I'm missing out on Hetalia Day here in my country just because I'm sick D-: Damn these coughs and colds and slight fever ;_;

So anyway, if you want to make me feel slightly better about missing out on yet another epic day like Hetalia Day, reviews please? They make me really happy 8-D Kthnxbye.