A/N: Okay, fuck it. Yeah, I'm a copycat, but I want to do one of these any ways. I DO NOT OWN THE PLOT, but I don't feel like tracing it all the way back to see who does. And I do not own any characters that took place in The Outsiders, S.E. Hinton does. Bye the way, my name is Mia.
"Hello everyone and welcome," The announcer's voice greeted. "This is first episode of 'What's the Answer?', so lets go over the rules. Here we have Mia, Ponyboy, Sodapop, Darrel, Keith, Steve, Johnny, Dallas,Tim, Curly, Paul, Cherry, Marcia, Randy and even Robert, and they will be made to answer all of your questions honestly. But please, we would like to try and keep this in a 'T' rating,"
Mia Two-Bit and Bob glared at the announcer. "That's Bob to you," Bob snarled.
"Sorry," Mia apologized. "He refused to say Bob..."
Bob shrugged. "Ain't your fault,"
"Any ways," Mia started. "I'm your host, Mia, and I'm going to start off by asking some basic questions you might have for the gang, then I'll turn it over to you!" Mia sighed and looked at a flash card. "Okay, first question! Do you guys have any siblings?"
Pony, Soda and Darry nodded rapidly along with Dally and Two-Bit. Besides that, everyone else shoot there head.
"Candie," Dally said. "16, annoying as hell, is friends with assholes and is a bitch," Randy glared at Dally, while Bob gave him the finger.
"She is not a bitch, and we are not assholes," Bob muttered. Randy and Paul nodded in agreement.
"Jessie," Two-Bit told the crowd, hoping an argument wasn't going to start. "She's 16 also, and she has a huge obsession with Jessie James... I don't think that's really a good thing,"
Mia chuckled. "Darry, why don't you tell us about your sister?"
"Katerina," Darry told the audience. "She-"
Pony whispered something to Steve before they both interrupted Darry. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!"
Darry glared at them, but started talking again. "Fine. Our father wanted to name her Buttercup, but our mother insisted that he gave her a, less original name,"
Mia nodded. "Next question! What's your favorite colour?"
"Blue," Bob, Randy and Paul answered.
"Purple," Cherry and Marcia disagreed.
Mia looked over at the greasers. "Black?" She asked.
All of the greasers nodded, except for Pony who simply smiled and said: "Orange,"
Mia smiled politely at Pony then looked into the audience. "Okay, now its your turn to ask the question. You can ask any question and we will be forced to answer truthfully, but remember, we would like to keep it in the 'T' rating. We'll see you next time on 'What's the Answer?',"