A/N: This story takes place after the events of The Fairly Loud Halloween, The Fairly OddParents: The Perfect Girlfriend and Lincoln Loud's Underwater Adventure.

Another day at the Loud House. Timmy and Lincoln walked into the living room wearing scorched knight's armor.

"Who knew glasses could change someone so much?" said Lincoln.

"That's King Arthur for you," said Timmy.

Timmy looked around the house and noticed it was filled with posters of Lori wearing a drawn on crown.

"Oh no!" Timmy cried. "We altered the past and now Lori rules the world! Wait a minute, we were in my world's past."

"Actually that's just Lori's way of showing how excited she is about being the Spring Queen at her Spring Dance," Lincoln explained. "Not to mention she's been bragging about it all week, so expect her to be super smug about it when you see her."

At that moment, Lori ran into the house and up the stairs, screaming in frustration.

"The people in this dimension have a weird way of showing their smugness," said Timmy.

Lincoln and Timmy walked upstairs and watched Lori shove Leni out of their room.

"What's wrong with Lori?" asked Leni.

"I don't know," said Lincoln.

"Let's find out," Timmy suggested.

Lincoln opened the door to Lori's and Leni's room and was immediately hit in the face with a pillow.

"Good thing I'm already wearing armor," said Lincoln. "Now what's going on, Lori?"

"I don't want to talk about it, Lincoln!" Lori snapped on him. "Now leave me alone!"

"Why are you so angry?" asked Lincoln. "Earlier this morning, you were parading around the house with a smile on your face because you were crowned Spring Queen."

Hearing the word "Spring Queen" caused Lori to start crying, shocking Lincoln and Timmy.

"Okay… This is awkward," said Timmy.

"I'm not going to the Spring Dance tonight and I'm not going to be Spring Queen!" Lori sobbed.

"Why not?" asked Lincoln.

"Because Bobby's sick!" Lori sobbed.

"I don't get it," said Timmy.

"She's saying she doesn't have a date to the dance tonight," Lincoln explained.

"Ever since I was a little girl, all I wanted was to be the queen of a dance," said Lori. "I'd get the crown and dance with my king but now that I can't because stupid Bobby got a cold."

"I don't think it's fair to blame Bobby for getting sick," said Lincoln.

"I know," Lori said as she wiped away her tears. "Sigh, I should have known that dreams don't come true."

"I heard a bit of Lucy there," said Timmy. "Anyway, I know what it's like to have a dance ruined. Like when Vrej…"

Timmy paused for a moment before finishing with, "Anyway, I know what it's like to have a magical night ruined."

Upon hearing the word "magical", an idea began to formulate in Lori's head. Timmy noticed Lori smiling at him causing him to worry.

"Uh, why are you looking at me like that?" asked the perplexed 10-year old.

"Can your Fairies make you look like someone else?" asked Lori.

"Yeah…" Timmy muttered. "Why do you…? No…"

"Are you doing anything tonight?" asked Lori.

"Well, actually I was going to the new one-shot Crash Nebula TV special tonight," Timmy replied.

"Well now you're going to be my Bobby replacement for the Spring Dance," said Lori.

"What?!" Timmy exclaimed. "No way! I've been waiting for this special for months and I don't want to miss it like the last one."

"Well, I've been waiting for this moment for years," said Lori. "So that my wait outweighs your wait."

"Sorry, can't do it," said Timmy. "And there's nothing you can do to change my mind."

"Alright. Alright," said Lori. "I understand. You go watch your cartoon. I'll just stay home that night and cry myself to sleep because I missed out on my dream again. Sigh…"

"Seriously, why are you sighing like Lucy?" asked Timmy.

Lori sighed once more and Timmy realized how disappointed Lori was, reminding him of all the times he was disappointed in life.

"Fine," said Timmy. "I'll be your substitute Bobby."

"Great!" Lori said before handing Timmy a piece of paper.

"What's this?" asked Timmy.

"It's a list of the things you need to do to be ready for tonight," Lori answered. "I was going to give it to Bobby but you know… See you tonight."

Lori pushed Lincoln and Timmy out of her room, eager to prepare for the dance.

"You know it's amazing that with all the times I tried to get a date to a dance, I've now guilt tripped into one," said Timmy. "I should try to play the guilt card next time."

Timmy looked over the list Lori gave him and was shocked by what it entailed.

"What the heck?!" Timmy exclaimed. "What is she? Bobby's girlfriend or master?"

"I'm not so sure myself most of the time," Lincoln replied.

Lola walked out her room and asked, "What are you two talking about?"

"Not much," said Timmy. "I gotta go home and prepare for my date with Lori."

Timmy pulled his Poofer out of his pocket and used it to poof himself home.

"What… did he just say?" Lola asked with a twitch in her eye. "A date… with Lori!"

"Uh oh," Lincoln thought to himself.

"LORI!" Lola screamed.