Okay, I didn't make this up on my own the idea was originally created by Welsh Gem, and we just started to adapt it and make it into a story, and I thought it would be a pretty good story.

But I had to give her something to be able to put this on here.

You know what I had to give?

A Cookie, from Co-op.

Ah well, it's just the price I had to pay.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Bella ran through the forest at her slow human pace, trying not to trip over any tree roots.

But she didn't see the little tree root that was suddenly caught her foot and she fell flat on her face with an audiable 'Oof'

But she got back up.

Nothing would stop her from finding Edward, nothing.

Suddenly she burst into picturesque clearing, it was a perfect circle with flowers all around.

And in the middle of that clearing stands a glittering Edward.

Bella approached the glittering Edward.

"Edward, you glittering!" Edward turned sharply to face her.

"Damn you, Bella! I'm sparkling! Not glittering! Only gay fairies glitter!" Edward yelled.

"Yeah Bella!" sneered a million fangirls around the world.

Bella sighed then dropped to her knees.

"I'm sorry Edward! I'm sorry for getting you sparklyness wrong!" Bella cried as tears ran down her cheeks.

Edward's face lost it's rage and became sullen.

"I'm sorry Bella, but I cannot be with someone who mistakes my sparkling for glittering." he said.

Around the world, BellaXxEdward fans gasped. "NO! NOT AGAIN YOU PLONKER!" they cried.

"I must be with someone who knows my vampireness from the heart. Goodbye Bella."

"Whhhhyyyyyy?" Bella whined.

"Shut up Bella, you are such a penguin!" Edward Yelled.

Bella gasped

"No one can know your vampireness as much as I can!" She cried

"Your wrong again Bella" He told her calmly.

"Yeah, who?" She asked, as the tears flowed freely.

Edward sighed then turned to meet his new girl friend...

"Lady GaGa!" She said, confused.

"Gasp" Gasped all the BellaXxEdward fans around the world.

"Yes Lady GaGa. Now run along Bella, and try not to fall" Edward sneered.

"But Eddy…" Bella started but was cut of by an angry Edward.

"Shut up Bella. My nick-name is no longer Eddy. It is now….. The Wolverine!" He snarled to add effect to his vicious nick-name.

Suddenly Jacob burst into the clearing, Topless, showing off his gorgeous abs.

2.2 million Team Jacob fans just fainted around the world.

Jacob stomped up to Edward and started yelling.

"YOU STOLE MY GAG, BITCH!" And slapped Edward across the face.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Edward yelled, and slapped him back.

"OH YES I DID!" Jacob yelled and slapped him back.

After around 10 minutes of slapping back and fourth, It turned into a full out bitch fight.

"GO EDWARD!" Screamed the Team Edward fans, from around the world.

"GO JACOB!" Screamed the Team Jacob fans.

Suddenly a phone started ringing.

Every body froze in place.

"Oops Gotta go my telephone is ringing" Lady GaGa said and ran off.

"Well that was weird " Bella said.

"Yeah" Jacob agreed.

"Good bye Bella, I hope you have a miserable life while I live mine with Lady GaGa" Edward said, and with that he ran out to Lady GaGa.

Bella broke down in sobs.

The End.

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