These are made because I get bored when I'm writing real stories. I'm not funny, just weird. Enjoy!
Jeremy woke up in a hospital bed. He saw Mike just walking out of the door.
"Disappointment!" Mike said, "He just couldn't handle my amazing acting."
Jeremy flipped off The Idiotic Mike (Yes that's his male stripper name). A few weeks later, Jeremy was released by the hospital. He went to Freddy's, and he discovered that Mike died. Everyone was very glad. But Jeremy was debating if he should care or not.
"He was your friend." Jeremy thought, "But he's Mike. He helped me get a car. But he's Mike. He's an idiot, and he's Mike."
"You know what guys?" Jeremy said, "Fuck Mike! 'Merica, Fuck yeah!"
"Wait guys, just noticed something!" Chica said, "Somebody dies at the end of every short!"
"So what?" Asked Foxy.
"Mr. Author sir." Chica said.
"What? The author said." Said the author.
"You realize you just narrated yourself, right?" Chica asked.
"Isn't that what authors do?" The author said.
"They author, narrators narrate narrarations and shit." Chica told the author.
"Whatever, what did you need?" Asked the narra-author!
"Can I not die this short?" Asked Chica.
"'Sure' Morgan said sarcastically." The author said.
"what's sarcasm?" Asked Chica, which is like the 500th time you've asked something.
"You see Chica, when a boy and a girl love each other so much-"
5 minutes later...
Chica was paralyzed after hearing what Morgen Freeman (Fremand, whatever), but the guys, however, didn't give a flying fuck. Chica didn't move at all, she was hard as wood.
"Look guys, Chica is hard after hearing that." Jeremy said. Badum crash!
and everyone laughed.
"Oh, Jeremy." Freddy said, "That joke was-funny..."
"Serusleer?" Asked Mi-Jeremy (Yes, Jeremy is Chinese).
Everyone gasped, even Mike!
"J-Jeremy, Mike's stubidity and idiocy might have rubbed off on you!" Said Foxy.
"Said by the person who can't speak English." Mike commented.
"I Don't want to live anymore!" Screamed Jeremy.
"You know what, Fuck ya'lls!" Mike said, "I was the greatest friend ever!"
Just then, Foxy tripped. He somehow breathed (Yes, animatronics are people too) in a thumb tack. It went directly to a critical part of his elbow, and Foxy blew up. Chica popped up from the ground.
"I told you guys someone dies each short!" Yelled Chica, "But it just had to be Foxy, Fucka you author!"
"Hey, Chica." Jeremy said, "Foxy liked you, too. He got hard, and then did a little sumfin, sumfin, and blew up."
After Jeremy said that, Chica swallowed a thumb tack, and blew up.
"Mike, look what you've done!" Said Bonnie.
"But I'm Jeremy!" Jeremy said back.
"But you look and sound the same as Mike." Freddy said.
Mike looked at the camera, grabbed a shoty, put it in his mouth, and pulled the trigger.
Jeremy died without knowing that Mike was still al-no, I'm just kidding, Mike is in hell now.
"We'll it's just me and you, Freddy." Bonnie said.
"Yeah, well only the strongest survi-" Freddy said as he stepped on a thumb tack (There is also a critical part thing in the foot) and blew up.
"Fuck it!" Bonnie said as he followed Freddy's footsteps.
Tell me if you guys want more. Well, your going to get more no matter what, so... yeah. I write these quick so I can get back to my real stories.