It had been 9 months since Miranda had laid her eyes on the mysterious Nicolas Cage. It was only until she realised she was pregnant with Nick's baby, that she knew she had to see him once again. She went back to Nick's house. She pushed on the croc shaped doorbell with a forceful push. She was greeted to the sight of Taylor in his signature pink tracksuit. The recognisable smell of urine stings Miranda's nostrils. "Oh it's you, you bitch," sassed Taylor. "I didn't come here to fight. I wanted to Nick about this." She gestured to the huge bump on her chest. "Fine," said Taylor, inviting her into his home. Even though the house brought on bad, upsetting and sexy memories, she was still blown away by the croc decor.
"Hello again," shrugged Nick. "Sorry for being an inconvenience, but the baby in my stomach is yours. I've been meaning to tell you for a while..." Miranda could feel a warm liquid pour from her undercarriage. It wasn't pee and it wasn't cum. Shit. "MY WATER HAS BROKE!" Miranda screamed. "OH FUCK THE CROC RUG!" shouted Taylor. Nick quickly grabbed Miranda's wet body and rushed her to the croc mobile. "Don't worry; we'll get you to the hospital soon, just concentrate on your breathing," said Nick in a calming voice.
The journey to the hospital was quick and Miranda was rushed straight to the maternity ward. Miranda's breathing became faster as the contractions came sooner, one after the other. "Please call the midwife! I think the baby is coming!" Nick slammed the button on the wall that summoned the midwife.
Moments later a noodle haired man rode into the room on top of a moose. "Hi, I'm Dr. Kroeger But you can call me Chad. I'll be your midwife today." "JUST GET THIS LITTLE SHIT OUT OF ME!" Chad lubed her crowning vagina with maple syrup. "It's so BIG," exclaimed Chad. "We need to add more maple syrup!" He continued to pour jugs worth of maple syrup onto Miranda's ever expanding vagina. "One more push should get it out!" shouted Nick.
Taylor was viciously jerking off in the corner of the room. He found Miranda's pain a real turn on.
In one final push she ejected her child's syrup covered body out of her lady love area. "Oh my crap! It's Avril Lavinge!" Shouted Nick. "No pulse," Said Chad "How is Miranda doing?" "She's not breathing," sighed Nick.
Taylor had wanked himself so hard that he ripped off his own penis and put himself in a coma. Luckily Kristen Stewart slithered in to comfort him.
Miranda was dead. She laid open eyed in a pool of maple syrup and poop while Nick cried over her flaccid corpse.
Meanwhile, Chad took Avril on his trusty moose back to Canada and they got married. They now spend endless days having sexy times and bathing in maple syrup.