Tasty Tale Without Fairies
Mr Fish walked into headquarters of Vinegar Distribution Department.
-Where`s Ms Chips?-
-Ms Chips is at the meeting with the FU, sir.-secretary, Ms Wheat answered.
-Excuse me?-
-Flour Union, sir.-
-Ah, well, I don`t have the time to wait for her, so just inform her I need that report about epidemy in Oil Department.-
-I´d be glad to, sir.-
-Then I bid you farewell.-
-Goodbye, sir.-
''Doctor, how many times have I told you not to play with food? Clean that up! Now!''
''Yes, honey. I`m sorry, sweetie. I won`t do it again, pumpkin. (quietly)Harpy…''
''I heard that!''
Finis