Pizza Guy and the Snake
Pairings: None, but
Orochimaru likes pizza
Idiocy: Mild but random
Rating: Mild swearing
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Yes! He was finally here!
The pizza guy looked at the massive door, and kicked it twice. His hands were full of the XL Meat Lover's with corn pizza he was carrying. It had been such a bitch to get out here… why people in the middle of nowhere insisted on ordering pizza…
The door opened. Some guy with silver hair and glasses stood there, surveying him.
"Er… Extra-Large Meat Lover's with corn for…" he consulted the order paper, "Otokage Orochimaru?"
"Yes! The pizza guy is finally here!" Someone cheered from behind the door. A tall girl- man, she was hot!- stood there. She handed him the money and kidnapped the pizza, chanting softly "Pizzapizzapizzapizza!"
The guy with glasses sighed. "Thank you," he said politely, and closed the door.
The pizza guy blinked, looked at the money, and almost fainted. He'd been given a tip of about 2500 yen.
Damn. He'd probably use it all up paying for gas on his way back.
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A/n- On the corn thing… my mom says they put corn on their pizza in Japan. Sounds good :D