HERE IT IS…

ITS LIKE OMG I JUST WROTE A NEW HUNGER GAMES FANFIC!

OMG!

WHAT HAPPENS?

SO IM AT THE HOB AND THEN PETTA WALKS IN AND CHUCKS A LOAF AT ME

THEN IM LIKE WHAT THE HALLIBUTS!

AND THEN KATNISS WALKS IN AND SHOOTS ME WITH AN ARROW FOR YELLING AT HER DUMB BOYFREIND

THEN PETTA IN DESPAIR OF MY DEATH KILLS KATNISS BY MAKING HER CHOKE ON BREAD

AND THEN AFTER HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW

JUST TO BE WITH ME

AND IN WHILE IN THE DOWN UNDER… KETNISS LOOKS UP AND WATCHES US AS WE CONVERSE AMONG OURSELVES