"Squall?" Ah, yes, the siren call of video night.
"Yes, Rinoa?"
"Come on! I'm putting the movie in!" Geez, like missing a couple of previews for some movies that are probably out of stock now anyway is SUCH a loss.
"Okay..."
"Excellent! I picked out something I know BOTH of us will like!" Barring Irvine letting you borrow something from his ...extensive collection of Jenna Jameson "masterpieces" and deciding to "act it out," I sincerely doubt that.
"What did you pick out this time?"
"Some new movie." She hands me the box. I read the back. "AAAAGHHGHGGH! TEEN MOVIE! KRYPTONITE! QUICK! CAST ESUNA! CAST SWEET ESUNA, DAMN YOU!" I yell.
"I'm sorry, but the teen movie actors are the only ones allowed to overact here. Now put it in."
Once again, if I could manage to "put it in" while having to watch people from "Party of Five" or "Dawson's Creek" attempt to act, I would, but since I can't...
"Oh, all right. Next time, I pick the film." I put it in. Previews. For some reason, a preview always seems like the last meal before execution with her choices of films.
Hmmm. This movie isn't....completely repulsing. Not the best film I've ever seen, but better than most of Rinoa's choices in film. Hey...that song! That would be SO awesome in a fanfic! Make mental note of it during the soundtrack notice...
"That movie was so sweet! Let's check for who was in it!" Finally, you're thinking clearly.
Ah, got it. Now, to go to the web for this.
"WELCOME TO GARDENWEB. Where would you like to enter?"
(Give me the lyrics to this song...)
"We're sorry. This is for student research only."
(I'm, um, researching a...study...on...this song's effects!)
"Okay. You're in."
"Welcome to the web's primary source of song lyrics. Please check the song you would like."
(GIVE ME THE LYRICS FOR THE SOUNDTRACK TO 'TEEN COMEDY', STAT!)
"We're sorry, our soundtrack site is gone."
Give me the lyrics for the artist, then.
"Sorry, no lyrics here for said artist."
DAMMIT! I'm going to have to try a different place. Oh, well, the songfic will just hit the Alan Smithee fanfiction site like an atomic bomb, so I'll try it.
Pass me the website for this artist.
"Okay."
Ah, discography. Here we go...
Ah, come on, poppa! Come on...it's not on a regular album? Ah, must be on compilations. WHAT? NO LINKS TO THE LYRICS? FUCK! Who, obviously aside from the artist himself, do I have to blow to get the lyrics to this song?
Ah, screw it. What do I write about now?
"Yes, Rinoa?"
"Come on! I'm putting the movie in!" Geez, like missing a couple of previews for some movies that are probably out of stock now anyway is SUCH a loss.
"Okay..."
"Excellent! I picked out something I know BOTH of us will like!" Barring Irvine letting you borrow something from his ...extensive collection of Jenna Jameson "masterpieces" and deciding to "act it out," I sincerely doubt that.
"What did you pick out this time?"
"Some new movie." She hands me the box. I read the back. "AAAAGHHGHGGH! TEEN MOVIE! KRYPTONITE! QUICK! CAST ESUNA! CAST SWEET ESUNA, DAMN YOU!" I yell.
"I'm sorry, but the teen movie actors are the only ones allowed to overact here. Now put it in."
Once again, if I could manage to "put it in" while having to watch people from "Party of Five" or "Dawson's Creek" attempt to act, I would, but since I can't...
"Oh, all right. Next time, I pick the film." I put it in. Previews. For some reason, a preview always seems like the last meal before execution with her choices of films.
Hmmm. This movie isn't....completely repulsing. Not the best film I've ever seen, but better than most of Rinoa's choices in film. Hey...that song! That would be SO awesome in a fanfic! Make mental note of it during the soundtrack notice...
"That movie was so sweet! Let's check for who was in it!" Finally, you're thinking clearly.
Ah, got it. Now, to go to the web for this.
"WELCOME TO GARDENWEB. Where would you like to enter?"
(Give me the lyrics to this song...)
"We're sorry. This is for student research only."
(I'm, um, researching a...study...on...this song's effects!)
"Okay. You're in."
"Welcome to the web's primary source of song lyrics. Please check the song you would like."
(GIVE ME THE LYRICS FOR THE SOUNDTRACK TO 'TEEN COMEDY', STAT!)
"We're sorry, our soundtrack site is gone."
Give me the lyrics for the artist, then.
"Sorry, no lyrics here for said artist."
DAMMIT! I'm going to have to try a different place. Oh, well, the songfic will just hit the Alan Smithee fanfiction site like an atomic bomb, so I'll try it.
Pass me the website for this artist.
"Okay."
Ah, discography. Here we go...
Ah, come on, poppa! Come on...it's not on a regular album? Ah, must be on compilations. WHAT? NO LINKS TO THE LYRICS? FUCK! Who, obviously aside from the artist himself, do I have to blow to get the lyrics to this song?
Ah, screw it. What do I write about now?