Hi peoples. I'm doing a little experiment (SARCASM BY THE WAY) and starting another story.
It's anime. *gasp* And it's awesome. And it's a crossover. And it's an awesome crossover. So I hope you enjoy it. Yopyop.
I don't own any of the animes featured. Poypoy.
Let's go, then, before I explode of nominess.
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"How should I know?" Misa demanded. "I'm just here because your stupid suspicion and your questioning! Why should I know where we are?"
"Misa-" Light began calmly.
"And that's another thing!" Misa interrupted him. "I don't even want to be here! You're no fun to be walking around with, Ryuuzaki! It's just lame!"
"Misa-" Light tried again.
"But of course, I'm supposed to be the second Kira, so I have to stay with you, the loser, isn't that right?" Misa shouted.
"Misa!" Light cried. She quieted down. "I know we're all frustrated about this, but we have to be calm and orderly, okay?" He held Misa's hand in his own.
"Uh… Yes, of course, Light," Misa mumbled in a dreamlike fashion.
"Let's just think about this," L said in his traditional monotone. "We all woke up in the same room, and none of us remember-HEY!"
The three of them suddenly walked into a different group. L and Misa fell to the ground while Light stared at these new people.
The one on the left had very light, dusty brown hair and very cold-looking blue eyes. The one on the right had very long dark brown hair, large glasses with several cracks, and an unsettling small grin on his face. The person between them was completely different, with short blonde hair and large green eyes. He currently held a small candle.
The one on the left-whom L had rammed into-began shouting in a low, commanding voice.
"What is wrong with you?" he yelled. "Why would you run into me like that? Don't you know who I am?"
"Come to think of it…" the blonde one muttered, "who are you guys? You can't possibly be from Pandora."
"Pin-what-a?" Misa asked.
"Oy, what's wrong with you guys?" the blue-eyed one said disdainfully. "Where did you even"-
"Eliot," the one with glasses cut him off in a high but firm tone. "Don't be rude. No one wants to see you like that."
"Leo, do you ever-whatever, I'm leaving," Eliot announced.
"We'd better follow him," Leo told the blonde one.
"Sure, but… I think we need to take them with us," he explained. Turning to face L, Light, and Misa, he smiled hospitably. "I'd like you to…join us. There's someone I'd like you to meet."
Light stared at him. "Oh, no, I really don't-"
"Of course we'll come with you," L cut him off.
"My name is Oz," the blonde explained. "…Vessalius."
"Nice to meet you, Oz…Vessalius," L chuckled, shaking the boy's hand. Oz narrowed his eyes and began walking in the other direction.
The number of halls Oz led them through was staggering, but eventually they came upon an official-looking brown door. At first Light thought they were being led into a wall because the walls and the door were exactly the same shade.
Once through the door, L, Light, and Misa looked around in shock. The carpet was a marvelous scarlet. The room was filled with white sofas and armchairs and wooden coffee tables. The entire space was lit by an enormous chandelier.
A tall man in a white coat and with white hair sat lollingly on one of the sofas, stuffing his face with candy. L's eyes widened.
A young girl in a violet dress and auburn hair in a ponytail sat next to him. She gazed at the visitors/prisoners and smiled at Light. Misa looked ready to dash over and tear her face off.
"Well, good evening, Oz," the white-haired man greeted him. "Eliot. Leo. And who might your friends be?"
"Stop it, hey! What-quit it! Let go of me, you moron!" shouted a new voice. Everyone turned to see another group of people coming down a different hall. Oh dear, Light thought.
The first person to emerge wore a very fancy suit with a black coat and a tie Light didn't remember the name of. The second person had sharp-looking black hair and was currently being dragged across the floor by the first.
The next pair contained a small girl with long brown hair and a fancy red dress, and a tall young man who was struggling, though far less than the first prisoner. A tall woman with yellow-green hair followed, her head hung low.
"Oh no. More visitors," the white-haired man sighed.
"What's going on?" Misa screamed.
"I don't know, but it's almost amusing," L laughed.
"Why don't we all settle down and we'll-" the ginger-haired girl requested.
"No! I hate this! Let me go! Stop it!" the black-haired prisoner shouted.
"Please, we need order! We'll get this all figured-"
"Never! This is stupid! I don't like being-" the black-haired prisoner interrupted again, but was cut off himself.
"Everyone, be quiet now!" the little girl with the red dress shrieked. Everyone immediately obeyed.
"Well, this is nice," the white-haired man remarked. "You know, we'll bother with who you are later. But I'm hungry, so why don't we eat?"
"What?" Eliot shouted. Turning to Oz, he glared. "I thought we were supposed to discuss"-he looked at L, Light, and Misa-"you know, but I guess we have to go."
"No, why don't you stay!" Oz laughed heartily. "It'll be fun!"
Light and Misa suppressed laughs while L stared at the white-haired man and his candy.
"Are you kidding me?" Eliot crowed. "As if I'm staying for dinner with that!" He pointed at the black-haired prisoner, who glared rabidly at him.
"Oh, Eliot, just for now, it can't hurt," Leo insisted. "And it sure can't get worse."
It was quickly revealed what the names of these people were. "Alice, could you pass the salt?" said the ginger-haired girl to the one in the red dress.
"Sure," Alice replied through a mouthful of pork ribs. She picked up the salt shaker and chucked it across the table in the ginger-haired girl's general direction, but hit the girl with green hair instead.
"Sorry, Sharon," Alice mumbled.
"Yes, Sharon but not me," the green-haired woman muttered, handing Sharon the salt.
After another few silent minutes, the black-haired prisoner looked over at the notebook L was using as a coaster.
What's with this guy? he thought. Why does he sit so weird? And why is he only eating that junk? And his eyes are gargantuan… And what is that notebook?
"I like that notebook," he announced. L glanced at him.
"That brown-haired kid over there has one just like it," the black-haired prisoner continued. L closed his eyes and breathed in and out. Light stared at L for a moment, who shrugged.
"Where did you get it?" the black-haired prisoner asked.
"…At a store," L replied.
"Great. I'll have to check my local store for one."
L glared at him. "They don't really sell them."
"I see…" the black-haired prisoner said. "And not only did you just contradict yourself, but you've been stuffing your face with candy the entire meal."
"I like candy," L answered. By now the two had attracted quite a bit of attention.
"What's your name?" L asked firmly. Light stared at him again.
"Lelouch," the black-haired prisoner replied after a moment. Light smacked his forehead. "…And yours?"
L stared at him for a full fifteen seconds before looking down. "Ry-zaki," he squeaked.
"What?" Lelouch demanded.
"I don't like giving out my identity," L said quickly and quietly.
"Well, I gave you mine, it's the least you can do," Lelouch muttered. L didn't answer.
"So, Suzaku!" Lelouch shouted across the table at the brown-haired prisoner. "Isn't this food great?"
Suzaku gasped loudly, looking over at Sharon and the white-haired. "Uh… Of course. Thank you so much, sir and-"
Misa clutched his shoulder, pointed at light, and yelled, "That's my boyfriend!"
Light stared at her for a moment before dropping his face onto the table.
"Uh… I'm so happy for you," Suzaku mumbled. Misa nodded vigorously.
L looked back at Lelouch and grabbed a piece of chocolate from his plate. "Candy?" he asked, holding it up to Lelouch's face.
Lelouch smacked it out of his hand, sending it flying off the table. L looked at the candy on the floor, and then at Lelouch, and then back at the candy.
At this time, Alice, sitting next to Lelouch, began to speak. "Hello," she greeted him. He briefly waved in response.
"I like your hair," she commented, reaching out a hand to touch his head.
"Don't touch me!" he shouted, slapping her hand. She stared at him, crestfallen, and showed Oz her now-red hand. Oz patted her head.
"Do you have a pen?" L asked Lelouch. Light stared at him with wide, pleading eyes. Misa, on the other hand, looked lamely interested.
"No," Lelouch replied angrily.
"Maybe it's in that wig of yours," L said quickly, reaching for Lelouch's hair. Lelouch struck L's hand with his own and screamed, "Knock it off!"
Sharon intercepted at this point. "Everybody, sit down!" she ordered in a doleful tone.
"You shut up!" Lelouch shouted, looking away from her for some reason. He began away from the table before Oz came to save the day.
"Why don't we just sit down?" Oz said, attempting to stay calm.
"Just leave me alone!" Lelouch shoved him off and began walking again. This time the black-haired man in the suit jumped up and dashed in front of him.
"Be careful, Gil!" Oz warned him as Alice stood up as well.
"If you touch my master again," Gil said in a threatening voice, "I'll-"
"You'll what?" Lelouch demanded. Gil sat back down with a defeated glare at Lelouch. Lelouch looked smugly at him before sitting down himself.
A few more minutes passed by in silence. Everyone mostly calmed down. "Isn't this nice, Break?" Sharon asked sweetly. Break nodded.
As if taking this as a formal invitation to break the peace, Lelouch looked at L and said, "Why do you sit like that? You look stupid."
Suzaku groaned. Eliot, sitting between Leo and C.C., muttered, "It's not like you sit any better yourself."
Whether or not Eliot meant for these words to be heard, they were. Lelouch stood up and shouted, "Did I ask you?"
"No." Eliot didn't even look at Lelouch, but his voice didn't sound ashamed.
"Eliot, be quiet," Leo ordered.
"Why don't we just leave?" Eliot asked quietly.
"Because it's rude to leave during dinner."
"Well, that guy did," Eliot replied, pointing at Lelouch.
"Yeah, but that guy's… a numbskull," Leo replied as inaudible as possible.
Lelouch jumped out of his chair and practically over the table at Leo, yanking him out of his chair. Leo looked at him, terrified. "What did you say?" he demanded.
Eliot snatched Leo from him. "Don't touch my servant," he ordered.
Lelouch growled and shoved Eliot away before knocking Leo to the ground. Leo shrieked, and as he sat up, a wicked grin spread across Lelouch's face.
"Go upstairs and kill yourself!" he yelled. Leo stared confusedly at him.
Oh no, Lelouch thought. The stupid glasses. My Geass won't work if he has them on. No… Now everyone will think I'm crazy.
"What?" Leo cried. L looked up curiously at Lelouch, who snarled in frustration and stormed towards the brown door.
L then shouted, "What's your last name?"
Light hopped up and yelled, "Ryuuzaki! Cut it out!"
Lelouch ignored him and replied, "My name is Lelouch Lamperogue! …And you better remember it!"
Suzaku looked around and sighed. "Excuse me," he mumbled, standing up and following Lelouch. Turning around suddenly, he added, "C.C… you stay here."
The green-haired woman frowned for a moment after he left before standing up and following him.
Everything was silent for a moment before Break called, "How could we possibly forget?"
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And there you have it! The first chapter is finished. I want to know what you thought of it, and if you think we portrayed the characters well. Yes, I say we, because this was done by my sister, Robin Smith, as well as me. Because she's an awesome writer.
SO FRICKIN LOOK AT HER PROFILE NAO.