This will be home for one shots and deleted scenes for My Friend is a Dream Demon
Cooking with Joe and Bill
Joe: Hi! I`m Joe!
Bill: and I`m Bill.
Joe: We`re going to teach you how to make macaroni. First, you pour in boiling water into the pot. Got that, Bill?
Bill: Yep (Pours in cold water)
Joe: Then you pour the macaroni into the pot. After that you stir it around a bit. Now, we just have to wait 6 to 7 minutes!
627 minutes later…
Joe: (reading a book) Weren`t we doing something?
Bill: We were making macaroni.
Joe: I forgot! (Lifts up pot cover) Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Now for the final step, eating it. (looks at it and licks it) AGHHHHHHH! Bill, burn this!
I didn`t know how to end it, So here are two endings.
Joe: Next time on Cooking with Joe and Bill, We`re going to make popcorn. (cuts to them next to the microwave)
Bill: Joe, all you got to do is put a piece of corn in the microwave. Putting in a bag is for sissies. (Microwave breaks)
Joe: RUN! IT`S GETTING POPCORN EVERYWHERE!
or…
Joe: Next time on Cooking with Joe and Bill, We`re going to make chicken. (cuts to them handling a cooked chicken) Bill, why does this chicken still have a face?
Bill: Don`t ask questions.