Ralph: My name is Ralph and... I'm a bad guy. Well let see... I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds...
Felix: And I'm Felix! I'm the good guy who fixes everything this big guy here breaks.
Ralph: Hey, I thought we talked about that Felix!
Felix: I'm just messin with you brother.
Remind me how you talked me into letting you helping me narrate our story here.
Alright, I'll behave. So what do we tell our readers first?
I guess the beginning. It all started at Sugar Rush.
Ralph: Hey kid
Vanellope: Ralph!
Sergant Calhoun: Hi Felix
Felix: My lady
Vanellope: Ralph I want you to meet my racer friend Keyanna Livader