Title: Oh Where is My Rose T?
Original Song: Oh Where is My Hairbrush? (From VeggieTales)
Now it's time for silly songs with The 10th Doctor the part of the show where the 10thDoctor comes out and sings a silly song….
We open up in the TARDIS where Ten, having just defeated the Daleks, is searching for Rose Tyler. Having no success Ten cries out…
"Oh where is my Rose T? Oh where is my Rose T? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where…is my Rose T?"
Having heard his cries of angst Martha Jones enters the scene. Jealous and slightly embarrassed over his love of Rose T she regains her composer and proclaims,
"I think I saw Rose Tyler over there?!"
"Back there is my Rose T! Back there is my Rose T! Back there, back there, oh where, back there, oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there…is my Rose T!"
Having heard his joyous proclamation Captain Jack Harkness enters the scene. Surprised, but not at all embarrassed over the Ten's love for Rose he comments,
"How can you get Rose Tyler? She's stuck way over there!"
Ten is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No way over? What would this mean? What will become of him? What would become of his love for Rose T? Ten wonders…
"No way to my Rose T…No way to my Rose T…No way, no way, here to stay, no way, no way, no way, trapped far away, no way….to my Rose T!"
Having heard more angsting Donna Noble bursts into the TARDIS, carrying her hat box. Confused and slightly embarrassed over Ten's love for Rose sets down her hat box and confesses…
"Doctor, that Rose Tyler of yours…I know she just came back, but there's a clone of you now…so, I'm sorry I didn't know, but I gave Rose Tyler to the clone, because he'll age."
Feeling a deep sense of loss and betrayal, Ten stumbles back and laments….
"No fair! Oh, my Rose T! Not fair! My poor Rose T! Not fair, not fair, she's there, not fair, oh where, she's there, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little Rose T!"
Having heard his sobs the clone Ten steps into the TARDIS, both Ten and Ten Two are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of well…each other. But recognizing Ten's generosity Ten Two is thankful…
"Thanks for Rose Tyler!"
Yes, good had been done here. Ten Two exits the TARDIS. Ten smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment to Rose Tyler calls out…
"Take care of my Rose T! Take care of my Rose T! Take care, take care, don't you don't not care, take care, she's there, not fair! Take care, take care…oh my Rose T!"
The End
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