FAN SCRIPT/ STORY
V= Victor A= Anita PP= Professor Professor CD= Changed Daily R= Ray U= UZZ Agent DD= Doctor Doctor T= T.H.E.M Agent. G= Granny
Note by author, this show was the best. Key: Sentences using this way of typing mean singing or thinking.
G: Hello, welcome to the Fluffy Fluffy Bunny Show, shall we sing our song? Ok then. Fluffy fluffy bunny bouncing in the wood.
R: Sorry granny but we need this timeslot, it's an emergency.
Ray moves the set, granny and bunnies to a different location.
R: CLEAR?
U: CLEAR
U: CLEAR
U: CLEAR
R: Run the Secret Show!
Theme song plays.
Theme song ends.
Scene opens on UZZ Headquarters under attack by Doctor Doctor and THEM.
R: CODE RED! I REPEAT CODE RED!
Ray then contacts Changes Daily.
CD: What is going on out there Ray?
R: We are under attack by Doctor Doctor!
CD: They must be after the secret thing.
R: It would appear so. We will try to hold them off but we need backup.
CD: I'm sending Victor and Anita to help.
R: Understood. Ray out.
Ray hangs up the call.
Doctor Doctor then calls on the big screen.
DD: It is I, Doctor Doctor and I have created the most genius plan ever. It involves a thing called love and it is a love ray which makes the person it zaps to fall in love with the first person they see. If everybody is in love then nobody can stop me from taking over the world. HA HA HA!
Just then, Victor gets zapped by the ray as it goes through the window.
A: VICTOR!
PP: Victor, are you still alive?
V: Yes I'm still alive.
CD: I think we need to increase security and speaking of that. For safety reasons my name is changed daily, today you may call me… hmm… Fluffy Bunny Farts.
Everyone laughs.
PP: We should get Victor to my lab to see who he fell in love with as there were many people there.
Everyone at UZZ rushes to Professor Professor's lab.
PP: I think it is time to use my Love Scanner 2000 to find who he loves.
V: I don't feel that different just that there is a little bit of nervousness.
PP: That means you're in love Victor.
Professor Professor uses the scanner and finds who he loves.
PP: How very interesting, it appears he is in love with… ANITA!
A: He he (nervous chuckle)
PP: Hang on… it appears to be a love that has been there for a long time.
V: WHAT?!
PP: It appears you have been in love with Anita even before you got zapped with the ray.
CD: How interesting.
R: Wow, I never saw that coming.
V: So, now what?
PP: I'm going to scan Anita next.
A: WHAT?!
PP: To see if Victor should find another.
Professor Professor scans Anita.
PP: Hmmm, it appears Anita loves Victor too.
UZZ Agents: Awwwww.
PP: It also appears that she loved you longer than you loved her.
V: Is that true Anita?
A: Yes, yes it is.
V: I thought you liked Alphonse.
A: I kinda did but I mostly loved you.
They both share a kiss on the lips.
A: Now, let's go stop Doctor Doctor. Ray, can you locate where she is?
R: On it. Found. She is in a lair inside of a hill.
V: Let's go!.